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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 30 2009

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I am not very happy. Bollocks! Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear."

"Look. Look at my left foot. Look at my left foot. Smack you in the face!"

"Look out! Marshmallows!"

"Cornflakes!"

[upon waking] "Bright lights!"

7 comments:

  1. The second one is my all-time favorite. I laughed so hard the dog looked at me funny.

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  2. that last one is close to home, my mom used to wake me up, turn on the light and say "BRIGHT LIGHTS! BRIGHT LIGHTS!!"

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  3. has your husband ever seen dont mess with a zohan?
    its an adam sandler film but he kinda quotes it there lol

    Look. Look at my left foot. Look at my left foot. Smack you in the face!

    i love this so much

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  4. LOL! "Look at my left foot." Okay, I'm looking! What? LOL!!

    BTW -- baobao, in case you weren't sure, you're an asshole.

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