"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
"Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice."
"Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice."
"I feel seasick."
"Well fuck you and your rocky rocky rocky rocky bollocks!"
"Now I need to pee, so what're you going to do about that........fuckhead!"
(in response to wife's typing) "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"
"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."
"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."
"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"
"Your hands are all fingery fingery."
"Boing!" [in response to beep from wife's computer.]