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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Nov 21 2009

"This fish has got big floppy lips. Floppy lips. Fishy kissy fishy kissy. Oop, took one on the mouth! Not nice."


Nov 19 2009

"Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice."

"Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice."

"I feel seasick."

"Well fuck you and your rocky rocky rocky rocky bollocks!"

"Now I need to pee, so what're you going to do about that........fuckhead!"

(in response to wife's typing) "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"


Nov 18 2009

"So many spoons. You can't have any. Cock off!"


Nov 16 2006

"I've got two things to say to you: fuck and off. Capish?"

"Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots."


Nov 14 2009

"Of course I've always loved music. YOURS makes me want to poo my pants."


Nov 13 2009

"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."

"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."

"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"

"Your hands are all fingery fingery."

"Boing!" [in response to beep from wife's computer.]


Nov 8 2009

"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."

"WHHOOOoooooooooooo... falling down.............. plop."


Nov 4 2009

"I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine."

"Wibbly-wobbly train."

"Yeah. Don't forget to dry-clean the baby."


Nov 1 2009

"Big pig. Massive oink. Little curly tail."