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Apr 29 2010

"Oh, get up and wash your shadow. It's filthy. Filthy!"

"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!"

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Karen's notes: Well, I guess after Adam's impressive performance the night before last, he needed a night off. These are from the stockpile.

Merch update: Our ringtone shop has finally worked out their issues with delivering to the United States. It's ringtones for everybody again! And I'll be adding about 15 more later today, including "great day." There will even be a bit of never-before-heard audio there, so you might want to go over for a listen, even if you have no interest in buying.

Added later: The ringtone shop is having ANOTHER technical problem, which prevents me from putting up the 15 new ones. But, there are 26 classics up there now!

44 comments:

  1. the shadow one is gold
    i wish it could come up with a line like that

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  2. "Adam's impressive performance the night before last"
    I choose to misinterpret this.

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  3. "Fashion Assassins"....bloody fantastic wordplay! Love it. Went straight to my fb update today (w link of course)!

    Ever hear this song by the 80s band The Romantics?...:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6f_ANMxjUQ

    I come to think about it every time I visit this site... :-D

    All the best from Denmark
    Claus

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  4. "Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish". Adam, Karen - you are goegeous.

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  5. The ninjas in stilettos is my absolute favourite so far! Absolutely brilliant first thing in the morning

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  6. Oh, my - is he that witty when he's awake? I LOVE ninjas in stilettos!!!

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  7. i would like to think i am - but karen would say not. take your pick!

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  8. LOL @ jarl!!!

    Lol at the mental image I have of ninjas in stilettos.

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  9. LOL! Ninja's in stiletto's I LOVE it, sounds like the title of a chick lit novel or something

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  10. LMAO - Jarl and Claus! But I know that song is gonna be stuck in my head all day!
    Fashion assisins - love it - I so needed that laugh after accidentally running into a very nasty, negative blog online! Keep spreading the laughter K&A you two are awesome!
    Canada

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  11. We need to get the Ninja on merch!!

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  12. OH, the nijas in stilettos OWNED ME!!!

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  13. Oh, please tell me "Ninjas in stilettos" is going on a shirt! The more I read it, the more I love it.

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  14. Fashion assassins merchandise PLEASE!

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  15. I hear.
    The secrets that you keep.
    When you're talking in your sleep.
    :-D good find, Claus!
    A&K, this is totally your song!

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  16. Mad love for Ninjas in Stilettos from Ninja to stylish. <3 the whole quote! Adam, you are indeed sleeping in a spotlight!

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  17. OMFG! These might just be my two new favorites... until tomorrow.

    I think both of these needs to go on some shirts. I will be ordering one in every color.

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  18. Ninjas in stilettos - didn't Bond go up against them in "On Her Majesty's Fashion Service"? Or was it "You Only Accessorize Twice"? 7@=Q

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  19. Love the way he said "oh so stylish". It's been running through my head and makes me laugh each time.

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  20. 2manywhiskers30 April 2010 04:44

    LOL!! at "Ninjas" (incredible)and at jarl 8:16!

    The tone in both "fashion assassins" and "oh so stylish!" kills me.

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  21. The song that popped into my head was "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" with appropriately clad ninjas garbed in black, accessorized with black stilettos and some shiny bling. :)

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  22. Please please please ninja merch :)

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  23. Fashion Assassins. Ah hah hah hah! I laughed so hard.

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  24. Ninjas in stilettos is another one we need someone to draw. Surely one of the readers out here would love to submit drawings to STM for ninjas in stilettos and dog jockeys on jumping elephants so we can all wear shirts? Please please pretty please?

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  25. I second the idea of putting a pic of the Ninjas in stilettos! There are plenty others that beg for a drawing to go with them too. I adore you guys. Thanks again for sharing your lives with all of us.

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  26. Oh man. Ninjas in stilettos. That needs to be a shirt!

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  27. I hope that the t-shirt sales reflect the ongoing requests that everything Adam says is put on a shirt!!!!!!

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  28. Oh I love it, I love it!

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  29. I love the fashion assassins. I just about died hearing that!!!

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  30. I REALLY hope "fashion assasins" makes it to a t-shirt.... it is my new favorite!!! Keep them coming!!!

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  31. you should definitely make this a t-shirt or something. it would be awesome.

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  32. Fashion Assassins as a shirt, PLEASE!!

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