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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Apr 30 2010

"Ugh. Today couldn't have got any worse. And then you come skipping into frame. A son of a bitch. Arsehole."

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"Hmmm. Hmmmhmmm. La-la-la la-la-la. New trousers. Feeling smooth. La-la-la."
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"Oh, this is a one man job. A very big man with six arms and enough ears for each one of your fucking suggestions."
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"Drilling... drilling... keep on drilling... drill... Oops! Fuck me."
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"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world, with your little blurry feet."
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"Oh, let go of my hand. The pony, he's got my hand! Someone kill the fucking pony, he's got my hand! Oh! Fuck! Oh! OW!"
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Karen's notes: Wow. What a night. I put four more aside, if you can believe it. This nears Adam's record of eleven in one night.

What you hear at the end of that last one is Adam waking up in great pain, having gotten his hand stuck between the slats of the headboard. He has made me feel extremely guilty for finding his injury amusing.

Here's something mildly interesting: Adam has an important meeting today with a client. And he had an important meeting on Wednesday, having chattered his head off Tuesday night. A pattern, perhaps?

Merch update: Nope, I was wrong, the ringtone shop has NOT sorted out their US delivery issues. I'll be using a new shop starting later today.

Added later: Ok, I have officially given up on that ringtone shop. Here is the link to the new one, with 14 new ringtones!


52 comments:

  1. Yeah, unfortunately the pain bit was the funniest part. But I would personally take comfort in the fact that that my pain wasn't in vain, you know? Better it make people laugh than for it to have been just another one of thousands of unpleasant stimuli in one's lifetime and ultimately go unappreciated.

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  2. Good point, Gracen. Adam is serving the greater good and he should not be selfish!

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  3. "Oh, this is a one man job. A very big man with six arms and enough ears for each one of your fucking suggestions."

    That's how I feel at work a lot of the time. We have more work than resources, and it seems like there's always some emergency.

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  4. Not less that extremely fabulous.

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  5. Laugh out loud funny! Love it.

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  6. OMG! These were too funny! (Sorry Adam, but I have to agree, the OW was funny! Hope your hand is okay though!)

    I thank you Karen for ALL the audio! Love it!

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  7. Two nights in a row of piles of STM. Brilliant!

    The OW bit is just 2 funny! sorry Adam but its true.

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  8. "Wow. What a night ... This nears Adam's record of eleven in one night."
    Zing!

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  9. "Drilling... drilling... keep on drilling... drill... Oops! Fuck me."

    That's what BP said!

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  10. when he said OW at the end he had woken up right? cuz his voice sounded awake & different, not mumbly like STM haha but love it none the less

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  11. It's painful when your dream ponies actually grab your hand!!

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  12. Oh goodness, I laughed hard when I heard the Hamster one!!

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  13. Now you have to put the 'one man job' on a men's 2XL tee for me to buy my ex - he laughed himself silly over that one.

    LOVE the pony ... and the hamsters!

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  14. "Drilling... drilling... keep on drilling... drill... Oops! Fuck me."

    Hehehehe

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  15. Love the hamsters and yesterday's shadow comment. I officially request t shirts :D

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  16. My two children think I'm sad because I'm cry laughing do hard about the ponies... This blog makes my day! Who needs Prozac when you have Adam!

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  17. My boss came into my office to see what was so funny after I listened to Adam's "ow". I made her listen and we both cracked up!!! You two make my day!!

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  18. Hamsters should be shirted!

    When do you guys start enlisting a cartoonist?

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  19. Oh my god the last one had me snorting and laughing so hard!! He's a riot!

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  20. Like so many others have already said, the last one was the funniest XD Sorry about your hand! Hope its doing better!

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  21. oh the pony! i love the pony! hilarious!!

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  22. i just keep listening to the pony one again and again! it's hilarious!

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  23. HAHA! I live in Louisiana so the "Drilling... drilling... keep on drilling... drill... Oops! Fuck me." Is the Best Quote of the day for me! lol!

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  24. Aww Adam, if it is any consolation the "Ow" part was a riot!

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  25. Omg, that last one. I just about died laughing. Poor baby. Give 'im a kiss on the hand! (The drilling one's pretty funny too.)

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  26. My evening started out really lousy, but thanks to a flirty guy it got better, and now, thanks to you, I can't stop smiling :-)

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  27. I have to chime in and say that the pony one had tears streaming down my face too! My day is off a bit unless I kick it off with you two. Karen, how in the world do you get any sleep??? I tip my hat to you dear.

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  28. I just LOVE the "new trousers" one! Adam sounds so happy. Too bad the pony spoiled it all for him....

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  29. I hope Adam is the boss at his shop. If not, what does his boss think of all this--the swearing and anger?

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  30. LOL I loved the hamster one. Show him this and see how it affects his night-time ramblings

    http://www.webhamster.com/

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  31. The Ow at the very end is what kills me with that one and you can tell by listening that he has woken up which kind of makes it funnier to me. Sorry he hurt himself though.

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  32. Well, in all fairness, can you blame the poor pony? Rolled down hills, tinkered with, palmed off for a zebra - and now, thrown over for a hamster........ you'd be bitter, too. 7X=Q

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  33. I like this one so much, I was inspired to write a short story :) (Indulgences)

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  34. You should find someone with a picture of the oil spill you can use (check flickr's open license photos or somethin if nothing else) and put it on a shirt with that quote lol

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  35. 2manywhiskers1 May 2010 at 05:05

    "enough ears"..."blurry feet"... and "Ow!" all made me laugh out loud! And the solution for a biting pony (kill it!) I love the big audio days - it's really fun to hear all the variations in a single night. Hope your hand is thoroughly mended, Adam!

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  36. OMG - I love this! My hubby talks in his sleep too. Not such funny stuff, but strange stuff. I totally can understand that this is real!

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  37. Yes! go for hamster t-shirt! But I really want to see this hamster with blurry feet; can you ask Adam to draw it?

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  38. Tap dancing hamsters, can't get it this image out of my head. I definitely vote for it on a T-shirt

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  39. Hamsters on a shirt, please!

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  40. "little blurry feet" hahahaha

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  41. omg... that pony bit was hilarious! not so much because of the 'ow' or because of the hurt but because he was literally, probably very scared that a pony was eating the living life out of his hand. lmaooo... i laughed for a good bit i really did.. i never really literally lol but i did lol just this once.. i actually rofl'd actually.

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  42. its me again.. i just posted and im posting again.. i cannot stop laughing at that pony thing. it gets even funnier the more you hear it he was really frantic and you can tell.. there oughta be private machines sold to individuals for a reasonable affordable price that would visually record one's dreams.. this way, we'd see why in the hell that rabid pony was trying to get a slice of adam and why he's always with animals... and who was he with btw? was he in a stable and shouting to the other horses for help? oh, man.. im gonna give it another listen in a bit. i'll be back.

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  43. Love the hamsters and drilling!

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  44. I love the 'skipping into frame' part. Isn't that just the way when you're having a rotten day? There IS always some a...hole who wants to come along and make it that much worse.

    Too funny.

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  45. I'm starting to think that Adam dreams a lot about hamsters, I think a couple of nights ago he was talking about saddling up his hamster.

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  46. The Tap Dancing Hamsters and Ninjas in Stilettos should be T-Shirts!

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  47. "Someone kill the fucking pony, he's got my hand!"

    That sounds like a great t-shirt slogan to me.

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  48. For some reason I cannot get the phrase "You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world, with your little blurry feet." out of my head, even though it's been days now. I can almost see them, in a chorus line like Rockettes.

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  49. it sounds like he says "fuck" very quickly after "the pony, he's got my hand"...

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  50. i have just discovered this site and they are all really funny but that last one where he wakes up made me laugh so much... someone kill the fuckingpony hahaha

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