"Arseholes of the world unite! And fuck off together."
"Your silence says a lot. Mainly, you haven't got the intellect to say something mildly witty. Or intelligent. Or anything of substance. You are, by definition, a fuck-up."
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Karen's notes: Another quiet night for Adam. Clearly, we need to set up "important meetings" for Adam every day. These are some of the leftovers from last night.
Added a bit later: Adam fell back to sleep after I posted, and chattered away! I'll save those for the next silent night.
Lol if I was talking to Adam in his sleep I couldn't come up with anything near as witty and intelligent as what he says in his sleep?
ReplyDeleteIs Adam this witty in real life? Or is he a completely different man?
The first one is could become the rallying call of our times...
ReplyDeleteHaha
ReplyDeleteFirst one defo needs to go on a shirt!
Karen, Adam OMG. Have I told you lately that I love you?!
ReplyDeleteRochelle (Aus) - Jo & Boaz if you are looking don't let Aviv hear the swears xxx
These two are absolutely brilliant! love it!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
The second one is like he is almost apologizing for not saying much.
ReplyDelete2nd one has me down to a t! :(
ReplyDeleteI think Sleep-Talking Man just likes to keep us all guessing as to what he's going to ramble about.
ReplyDeleteT-shirt for the 2nd one! I'm a grad student TA - and my students need to hear that one!
ReplyDeleteAdam is a gentleman. I have no doubt about that.
ReplyDeleteIt's just unfortunate that...well, this could backfire in some stupid way. (Hey, a fan from way back when! Just a bit concerned now).
Shana xxx (Australia, Barossa Valley)
Your posts make me smile and laugh on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteJust curious; what part of England is Adam from? His sleepy persona's tone makes me think of a gentle version of a certain animated Brit rockstar.
i am born and bred londoner, north west suburbs to be more precise. adam
ReplyDeletelove it... this is awesome..all of this needs needs to be on shrits...
ReplyDeleteThat 2nd one is very interesting. Love it! Adam, your sleeping-alter-ego is very witty indeed.
ReplyDeleteKaren, I'm curious to know if you've ever tried to engage Adam while he's asleep, in order to try and keep a conversation rolling to see where he goes with it?
ReplyDeleteAs always, thanks for the daily grins and giggles!
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ReplyDelete"I'm gonna have a great day..."
We need "Arseholes of the world" merch! Please!
ReplyDeleteI would so buy an "arseholes of the world"-t-shirt!
ReplyDelete...preferably with "uc", and not "*@" between "f" and "k" :D
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't been listening to the song Aires by Minuit, has he? It includes the wonderful one-liner "assholes of the world unite together, and hunt in packs"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTkDCj1WZQU
if so, he has good taste in music :D
Your own articles help to make me personally grin as well as chuckle every day.
ReplyDeleteSimply interested; exactly what a part of Britain is actually Adam through? Their tired persona's sculpt can make me personally think about the mild edition of the particular cartoon British rockstar.
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