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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 1 2010

"Arseholes of the world unite! And fuck off together."

"Your silence says a lot. Mainly, you haven't got the intellect to say something mildly witty. Or intelligent. Or anything of substance. You are, by definition, a fuck-up."

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Karen's notes: Another quiet night for Adam. Clearly, we need to set up "important meetings" for Adam every day. These are some of the leftovers from last night.

Added a bit later: Adam fell back to sleep after I posted, and chattered away! I'll save those for the next silent night.

23 comments:

  1. Lol if I was talking to Adam in his sleep I couldn't come up with anything near as witty and intelligent as what he says in his sleep?

    Is Adam this witty in real life? Or is he a completely different man?

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  2. The first one is could become the rallying call of our times...

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  3. Haha

    First one defo needs to go on a shirt!

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  4. Karen, Adam OMG. Have I told you lately that I love you?!

    Rochelle (Aus) - Jo & Boaz if you are looking don't let Aviv hear the swears xxx

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  5. These two are absolutely brilliant! love it!
    LOL!!!

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  6. Canadian Guy1 May 2010 09:42

    The second one is like he is almost apologizing for not saying much.

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  7. 2nd one has me down to a t! :(

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  8. I think Sleep-Talking Man just likes to keep us all guessing as to what he's going to ramble about.

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  9. T-shirt for the 2nd one! I'm a grad student TA - and my students need to hear that one!

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  10. Adam is a gentleman. I have no doubt about that.

    It's just unfortunate that...well, this could backfire in some stupid way. (Hey, a fan from way back when! Just a bit concerned now).

    Shana xxx (Australia, Barossa Valley)

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  11. Your posts make me smile and laugh on a daily basis.
    Just curious; what part of England is Adam from? His sleepy persona's tone makes me think of a gentle version of a certain animated Brit rockstar.

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  12. i am born and bred londoner, north west suburbs to be more precise. adam

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  13. love it... this is awesome..all of this needs needs to be on shrits...

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  14. That 2nd one is very interesting. Love it! Adam, your sleeping-alter-ego is very witty indeed.

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  15. Karen, I'm curious to know if you've ever tried to engage Adam while he's asleep, in order to try and keep a conversation rolling to see where he goes with it?

    As always, thanks for the daily grins and giggles!

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  16. Im Patti from Florida, USA and I just wanted to let you know that I bought a T-Shirt "I cant control the kittens...." I couldnt believe how fast I got it!! 5 days!! Anyways LOVE the site, I gotten a few more fans for you!! Keep it up! I laugh every day!!

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  17. Got my Tees today - also impressed by the lighting fast shipping, the high quality and the accurate sizing.

    "I'm gonna have a great day..."

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  18. We need "Arseholes of the world" merch! Please!

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  19. I would so buy an "arseholes of the world"-t-shirt!

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  20. ...preferably with "uc", and not "*@" between "f" and "k" :D

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  21. He hasn't been listening to the song Aires by Minuit, has he? It includes the wonderful one-liner "assholes of the world unite together, and hunt in packs"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTkDCj1WZQU

    if so, he has good taste in music :D

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  22. Your own articles help to make me personally grin as well as chuckle every day.
    Simply interested; exactly what a part of Britain is actually Adam through? Their tired persona's sculpt can make me personally think about the mild edition of the particular cartoon British rockstar.

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