"See, I told you. Farmer Barleymow is a cunt."
or click here"Stop the cows! They're licking everything!"
or click here"When I grow up, I want to be respectful of my parents. Of all the wonderful things they've done for me.... Yeah right. Pffffft. Just give me presents."
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Karen's notes: Just before we went to sleep last night, we were researching working farms to take Adam's children to on holiday. That might explain those first two. I should also mention that Farmer Barleymow was a character on some creepy-looking cartoon from Adam's childhood. Here he is on his tractor:
As for that last one, I want to take this awkward opportunity to say that Adam's parents are lovely people, and he loves them very much.