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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 2 2010

"See, I told you. Farmer Barleymow is a cunt."

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"Stop the cows! They're licking everything!"
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"When I grow up, I want to be respectful of my parents. Of all the wonderful things they've done for me.... Yeah right. Pffffft. Just give me presents."
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Karen's notes: Just before we went to sleep last night, we were researching working farms to take Adam's children to on holiday. That might explain those first two. I should also mention that Farmer Barleymow was a character on some creepy-looking cartoon from Adam's childhood. Here he is on his tractor:



As for that last one, I want to take this awkward opportunity to say that Adam's parents are lovely people, and he loves them very much.

29 comments:

  1. The second one is just great!!! LOLOL Thank you for making me laugh today!!!!

    Best wishes!

    Plamena , Bulgaria ;)

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  2. thanks
    thats a nice treat

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  3. Verrrrrrrrry Interesting!

    Lol!

    Good stuff!

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  4. farmer barleymow must be made into a t shirt

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  5. For more about Farmer Barleymow and 'Bod' - the cartoon in which he starred - see http://www.thechestnut.com/bod3.htm

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  6. I must go watch my 'BOD' dvd. So many memories!

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  7. That last one is hilarious- my fave of the 3. :)

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  8. Bod was brilliant! Simple stories for young children - I loved it as a kid. Especially afterwards, the Bod snap game and Alberto Frog and his amazing band. Just brilliant!!!

    Here's something I found which may jog some memories, or just inform! http://www.herecomesbod.com/html/history.html

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  9. Adam... shame on you for dissing Bod. You have a lot to do to regain my trust. *shakes head* You've let a lot of people down, but most of all, you've let yourself down. But hey! At least you never had a go at Alberto Frog, the REAL star of the Bod shows.. "I Think I'll have a...." *pauses for dramatic effect.." Strawberry milkshake". Ahh, happy days.

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  10. I have just watched my first episode of Bod since around 1985!! Oh the memories! So simple it's brilliant. http://www.herecomesbod.com/html/bits_and_bods.htm

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  11. I was just wondering, what do you guys do for a living? I know it was stated early that Adam talks a ton in his sleep when he has meetings (or something?). So I was just wondering =]

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  12. 2manywhiskers2 May 2010 at 21:43

    I want to see those cows! Surely there must be a way to wire Adam's head for inner-video... I'm pining for visuals of the tap-dancing hamsters, too. I like to think they were on all fours when doing the deed.

    I can't imagine the third one wouldn't crack Adam's parents up - must be pretty ridiculous to hear your grown-with-kids son sounding like petulant 8-year-old!

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  13. nadhiafuentes, i work as an account manager for an film advertising agency and karen project manages web applications.

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  14. hahahahahahahahaha Farmer Barleymow, I think I've met him!

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  15. Humble request for the cows on a t shirt or a mousemat or something!
    you make me smile every day!!!!

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  16. The cow comment should be on a t-shirt! I love it!

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  17. Adam's sleep self seems obsessed with presents. Maybe he should work on that.

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  18. It seems everyday more and more things are becoming shirt worthy. Not only has Adam have more quantity when first on the website; he has better quality. Brilliant!

    Also I find the third one hilarious how he sounds like a little kid, then his voice goes deep after the short pause.

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  19. Adam and Karen - If you keep this up, we'll never have to buy another shirt again. We'll have one for each day of the year! Lol, imagine having to find places to store 365 shirts! And Heaven forbid there are others in the family that just has to have their own shirt! The attack of the Adamism shirts!!! Thanks for the grins and giggles you two.

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  20. my mom is taking me to a working farm for my 21st birthday next month!! its some place in vermont. it's gonna be awesome! what a great idea for the kids!

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  21. I thought it might amuse you to know that I find your comments more interesting than the actual sleep phrases.

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  22. I think all three are connected. Sending kids to a farm... being a parent... Farmler Barleymow... cows...

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  23. Adam, how old are you children?

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  24. 帅哥不要,没安全感,

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  26. Poor Barleymow! What did he do to Adam??? Bod is God! Is God Bod??

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  27. STOP THE COWS!!! T-SHIRT!!! T-SHIRT!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! ROFL AWESOME as usual!!

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