"Yeah, you can find it on www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com."
or click here__________
Added later: In the comments, NewMexicanAnnie pointed out that "one of his favorite sleeptalking curse phrases is the last two words before .com?"
I just want to state here that I don't believe Adam has ever used the phrase "tit fuck" in his waking life. He's just not that guy.
Added later later: A reader of the blog has actually just purchased the domain above! He's asking for your suggestions of stupid, useless things in the world. Go there!