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May 19 2010

"Yeah, you can find it on www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com."

 or click here
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Added later: In the comments, NewMexicanAnnie pointed out that "one of his favorite sleeptalking curse phrases is the last two words before .com?"

I just want to state here that I don't believe Adam has ever used the phrase "tit fuck" in his waking life. He's just not that guy.

Added later later: A reader of the blog has actually just purchased the domain above! He's asking for your suggestions of stupid, useless things in the world. Go there!

74 comments:

  1. just registered that domain name...awesome. just kidding.

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  2. I am so making that website.

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  3. Too late guys, I just purchased it.

    It'll say in great big letters, "Yeah, you can find it here."

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  4. NewMexicanAnnie19 May 2010 at 07:53

    Holy moly! I wonder what "it" is?! :D

    Have you noticed that one of his favorite sleeptalking curse phrases is the last two words before .com? (Yes, I'm too prissy to mention them by name.)

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  5. Oooo...Kaaaay.

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  6. gawd, i just luv his sleep personality!!

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  7. NewMexicanAnnie: I swear, he has never said that phrase awake in his life. It is totally out of character. Isn't that crazy?! -Karen

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  8. Haha, registered. Any suggestions on what to put up there?

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  9. OMG!!! At least he didn't include sons(of) or mothers! This should be the site where the merchandise is sold. Imagine someone finding the name in your list of favorites.

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  10. ...and it's live! Once more, I'm open to suggestions on content.

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  12. LMMFAO!! That is brilliant!

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  13. LMMFAO 2ce!



    Adam lied. You can't find it here.

    Try here instead.


    That is also brilliant!

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  14. Oh My God, you guys crack me up every morning. There is nothing better then to go to this site when I wake up, and laugh my head of as a start to the day. Thank you for beeing so awesome in your sleep Adam, and thank you Karen for posting it here for us to see! Lots of love from Sweden!

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  15. This one actually made me burst out laughing. Genius. Just that one on its own as well!

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  16. @Navarr Barnier: just when I thought today's post couldn't get funnier, you proved me wrong. Do you have any idea how hard it is to laugh one's ass off silently so as not to disturb one's co-workers?

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  17. amosharper: Lord, I wouldn't even know where to begin, with all the things out there that belong on www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com. -Karen

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  18. Karen: well, at the moment it's just the soundbyte, a little quip and a link back to here - not exactly creative.

    By all means let me know if you have any ideas that aren't too closely linked to the URL!

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  19. Perhaps it should be a running list of ridiculous, stupid, useless things in the world. You can keep it open for submissions. -Karen

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  20. For example, spoilers, on cars. I mean, what's the point of those? -Karen

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  21. Brilliant - I just checked out www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com and WOW! - I found it there.... my morning chuckle!
    I like Karen's idea for that site as well!

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  22. I disagree with you Karen. Spoilers make cars look cool. To 10 year olds.

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  23. Site updated with your suggestion, Karen, but I'll need your reader's ideas to populate it!

    You may have to right-click and refresh the iframe to see the changes.
    http://uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com/

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  24. This would have been perfect if he'd worked in "cunty bollocks" as well.

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  25. And, that domain is now taken, LOL

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  26. OMG - I LOVE that you made it a real site ROFL! Thanks for making me giggle every morning :-)

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  27. This MUST be made a shirt and such! I love it!

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  28. Braille on drive-up ATM's...

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  29. Love it! The site is registered and live!! This is the best!

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  30. Spoilers look like toy car handles for giant babies.

    Sleep-talking Adam is hilarious. Thanks for the giggles this morning.

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  31. I knew someone would register the site, but wow, live after an hour and a half!? good job.

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  32. Won't be able to add comments as they come in, but will try to keep up!

    - amosharper

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  33. amosharper - I just added it to today's post! -Karen

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  34. Heidi Montag and Andy Dick

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  35. Karen: thanks, you'll note that the 'add yours' link simply sends people to the 'Post a Comment' box of this page, at which point I;m just manually adding the comments and linking back.

    I'm wondering whether it would be better to use URL masking to forward visitors to a BlogSpot page instead - what do you think?

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  36. For Sale: One Useless Cat
    http://www.bertc.com/subfour/truth/uselesscat.htm

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  37. What about a virtual Charles Manson Tamagotchi?
    http://www.jbum.com/tama/tama.html

    Fucking cock shite tit fucking, if you ask me.

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  38. Amosharper- here's what I would do (because I'm an amateur): set up a blogspot page, and let people list things themselves through the commenting feature (like this). Just have the main url forward there!

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  39. that's a heck of a tonguetwister, can't say that awake without hurting myself.....

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  40. Ridiculous: installing the coat/bag hooks in disabled toilets at a height of 6ft.

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  41. for sale: The 8 grueling years of George Bush's presidency

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  42. something i find useless:
    deadlines.
    decorative plates on a wall (they're plates for goodness sake!).
    daddy long legs (krane flies) - seriously, what is the point of them?
    plastic seat covers - if you don't want your seat to be sat on, don't bloody have them, and sit on the floor.
    lists.

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  43. I have a pair of glove hangers.
    www.uselessfuckingpieceofcockshitesuckingtitfuck.com

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  44. the word "basically"

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  45. http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo154/msmuffet-photos/glovehangers.jpg

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  46. ear hair = useless, and unsightly

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  47. most politicians would deserve to go on that website

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  48. I love this site, seriously. My 20yo daughter is going to love it when I tell her about the new site, she really digs those kinds of sites. T-Shirts Please?? Pretty Please with TitFucks on top?? ;-)

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  49. education .. cause money talks anyway and it doesn't matter who we are, but how much we have! sad world!

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  50. well, I guess the reshaping male on my couch....

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  51. wait, I should have said -- the reshaping the sofa male on my couch....

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  52. wait, I should have said... the reshaping the sofa male on my couch

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  53. you should jump a bit faster on Adam's ideas. Now other people are making money off of Adam :) LOL

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  54. Janine: I'm making no money off the site. There are no adverts up - in fact, it's set me back a tenner.

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  55. Brilliant as always. Better suggestion than justfuckinggoogleit.com, I think I'm going to use this when someone asks a dumb question :~)

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  56. I'm speechless, it could go both ways! ask Oprah ;)
    www.fucktitsuckingshitecockofpiecefuckinguseless.com
    (not to be in confusion corner :] it's STM
    somer-assaulting us with his wiles in every direction, don't try it, it was just a thought that popped about.

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  57. Wow that is funny that someone actually purchased the domain name! hope you are getting royalties!! :)

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  58. I can't believe someone actually made the site. That's fucking brilliant.

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  59. I think Fox News's Glenn Beck fits the description quite nicely.

    Also, the Slap Chop - https://www.slapchop.com/ver34/index.asp.

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  60. NewMexicanAnnie - "Holy moly! I wonder what "it" is?!" LOL - my thought exactly.

    And holy crow - there are a LOT of things people find useless...!

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  61. i can't believe someone actually bought that domain name, that's so funny.

    i'd hate to be in one of your husband's dreams, he'd make me cry.

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  62. Useless cat... isn't that redundant???

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  63. Uh oh, I wonder if the hosting company took the site down? I get a 404 error when I try to go there.

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  64. @Carin: looks to be up to me - are you still having trouble reaching it?

    If so, can you reach uselesstitfuck.blogspot.com?

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  65. useless stuff?
    OnePiece - http://www.onepiece.co.uk/ (waaaaaay to many norwegians look like teletubbies :S
    The caps lock! how often do one write everything in uppercase?

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  66. @amos, I can get there now. Somehow I thought it would be more snark, less troll. Pity. Ah, well, not your fault, it's just the lowest common denominator of the interwebz. ;)

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  67. @Carin: Short of moderating every comment, not sure what I could have done about that!

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  68. Great advice! I think this will be extremely helpful for individuals looking for good names. I also recommend http://www.squadhelp.com for finding great domain names. This site has a great naming community, allowing users across the world to submit domain name suggestions. The best suggestion wins a prize that is setup in advance by the contest holder, creating a win win situation for every one.Contests start at $50 and users typically receive 200+ good name suggestions within 2 days

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