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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20100821

Aug 21 2010

"Show tunes out of context, they render my stomach useless. I've warned you. I have warned you."

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"I've got muscles. They're just sleeping. Don't wake them. Let them sleep."
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"You have entered a no-bullshit zone. Leave it outside. It doesn't work with me."
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"Darling, with an ass as big as yours, innocent bystanders could get hurt!"
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And finally, his awakening (transcript in notes):


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Karen's notes: Poor Adam. I was organizing my iTunes the other day, and I kept playing a particular song from a particular musical over and over, trying to decide which version to keep. Adam is one of those rare men who likes musicals— and he likes this particular musical— but I think he was ready to stick his head in the oven.

And here's the transcript for those who don't get the audio:


STM: BUNCH OF ARSE
ADAM: Oooh?
KAREN: (sleepy stretching sound)
ADAM: Oh, you were asleep. I'm so sorry I woke you!
KAREN: No, I wasn't asleep.
ADAM: I woke you.
KAREN: You didn't.
ADAM: Didn't I?
KAREN: I was just lying here quietly.
ADAM: Quietly fucking snoring... I'm sorry.
KAREN: Was not! How would you know, you were sleeping.
ADAM: I'm joking.
KAREN: Do you know what you yelled?
ADAM: Um... It finished with arse. So, I'll give you three options.
KAREN: Mm-hmm?
ADAM: Big arse... Fat arse... or... You're an arse.
KAREN: Nope. You yelled: Bunch. Of. Ass. Bunch of ass.
ADAM: Pretty image. I have no reason why. I like your bunch of arse, though. Pretty.
KAREN: Thank you.


30 comments:

  1. What makes me laugh is his surprise when he wakes himself up shouting. It's so cute!

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  2. Awww, so cute how Adam takes any opportunity to get all romantic and complimentary - well, it's either that or get lascivious, but I think that's more STM's style!

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  3. so caring that someone could get hurt by that big bum. must send these to the friend with the large bottom!

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  4. I'm not sure which is my fav out of this bunch, the big ass or the no-bs-zone or the sleeping muscles?!? The big ass is hilarious, the no bs is awesome and the sleeping muscles...I SO have to remember that one! especially next time I'm really lazy...so in a few hours when I'm supposed to get up lol.

    You too are so cute when you wake up lol.
    I thought you mentioned some time before that Adam doesn't really swear...or am I losing it? Cause a lot of times recently I have noticed he (you) say "fuck" or a variation of it in the "reveal"...not that I think any less of ya, hell, I swear too much.

    Oh well, Happy Saturday! (hee, oh look a kitty ;-) ) (relating to ADD or ADHD).

    Night.

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  5. You got a typo, three Karens in a row in the transcript!

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  6. I think you need to put the No BS zone one on a Tshirt.

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  7. bullshit zone tee!!!

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  8. 4ever =O) laughter21 August 2010 14:26

    Muscle-mia, these are great openers/closers to start the morning read! funny! no offense ;}

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  9. Absolutely LOVE the muscles! I've got those, too! And I let them sleep all the time. Would love to see that on a teeshirt.

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  10. I wish I could be that witty when I just woke up. I mostly just moan, shuffle about and try to go back to sleep... no matter the time of day.

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  11. Muscles T-shirt! That would be great!

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  12. "Quietly fucking snoring" I do that all the time.

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  13. Friends and family keep telling me I should get in shape! it tell them I am in shape! Of course this is met with sneers of derision, until I kindly inform them that round is a shape!

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  14. Oh please, no bs zone shirt! That would be too perfect for my Honey. Thanks for the smiles!

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  15. I think Im starting to like Adam as much as STM!!!

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  16. You gonna do posters and bumper stickers, Karen?

    Some of these would be priceless.

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  17. No BS zone tee please, or a mug with the universal red NO symbol over the BS. ^^ Because it doesn't work with me. Great stuff!

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  18. no bs zone must be a tee shirt!!!

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  19. rofl love that "oooh?" noise when he wakes himself up

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  20. yes, but WHAT musical???

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  21. I'd love to know what song makes STM react like that...
    and Adam earns my respect ahundredfold for liking musicals<3

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  22. Muscle shirt with "I got muscles....... "

    Would love to have that.

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  23. Not only does the "No BS zone" belong on a shirt, it DESERVES to be on a a novelty mug that one would use in one's office cubicle!!

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  24. I always love the little conversations you two have. Adam sounds so sweet when he wakes.

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  25. I absolutely love when he startles himself awake like that... haha

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  26. Adam also seems to be one of those rare men who can take what would normally be an insult and make it sound like the best compliment in the world. He needs to give lessons to other men!!!!!

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  27. Yeah, what musical, what song?

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  28. Re: the reveal - darling, absolutely darling. You two are my role models for a happy relationship. :-)

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  29. i agree with everyone that says the "no bs zone" should be on a tee! i have to get it for my dad for his birthday since the "put it in an email" one is gone.

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  30. lol oh my, laughed so hard at "bunch of arse"

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