Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts. Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
Sounds like a veiled threat to me. It's safe to say that I won't accept any noodle soup prepared by STM anymore. In my dreams that is.
See I'm quite sure STM is like Freddy Krueger, able to enter other people's dreams. There he ends people by serving them one-liners filled with sarcasm, egoism and cute fantasy animals. And noodle soup. Cock-a-doodle noodle soup. And I'm not going to have any of it.
RE: three steps to happiness-
ReplyDeleteSleep is also pretty important. Though I suppose he's the one that gets all the sleep. Other than that, I totally agree.
Mmm.... Noodle soup.
ReplyDeleteI want that first comment on a T-shirt. Or underwear. ^^
ReplyDeleteSex food me has to be a t-shirt, surely. That may be the greatest chat-up line ever
ReplyDeleteAh, you are all right. That probably should a t-shirt and undies! I'll work on it. -Karen
ReplyDeleteUndies definitely - Christmas sorted!
ReplyDeleteIn that order? Lol, love it!
ReplyDeletehuzzah! lol!!
ReplyDeleteSex Food Me would be an awesome apron, too.
ReplyDeleteKaren, your comment is what really made me chuckle this morning. But my husband surely would applaud STM (as do I).
ReplyDeletesex food me should be on lots of stuff, its a great thinking of you card lol
ReplyDeleteAgree with all of the above. Sex food me needs to be undies and I like the greeting card idea as well!
ReplyDelete"Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead??
ReplyDeleteSounds like a veiled threat to me. It's safe to say that I won't accept any noodle soup prepared by STM anymore. In my dreams that is.
See I'm quite sure STM is like Freddy Krueger, able to enter other people's dreams. There he ends people by serving them one-liners filled with sarcasm, egoism and cute fantasy animals. And noodle soup. Cock-a-doodle noodle soup. And I'm not going to have any of it.
LOL I love the happiness quote. And my husband and I agree.
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ReplyDeleteI found my next t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!" would make a hilarious apron.
ReplyDelete@Andreas B: Sounds more like he's threatening an obnoxious rooster..... (assuming you're not an obnoxious roster) 7@=Q
ReplyDeletePLEASE put "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!" in the shop! I can't stop playing it haha. I second the apron idea!
ReplyDeleteI just hope those two comments aren't related. food= Noodle soup sex=.....
ReplyDeleteinteresting how the "sex" and "me" are not apparently linked...
ReplyDeleteSounds like he was adding a new item to the menu of my friend's new restaurant: Oink-a-Doodle-Moo (:
ReplyDeleteYour three steps to happiness: Sex, Food, Me - Fantastic
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