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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 18 2010

"Your three steps to happiness: Sex, Food, Me."

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"Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!"
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Karen's notes: I think STM may be on to something there. And I'm not talking about the noodle soup.

24 comments:

  1. RE: three steps to happiness-
    Sleep is also pretty important. Though I suppose he's the one that gets all the sleep. Other than that, I totally agree.

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  2. I want that first comment on a T-shirt. Or underwear. ^^

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  3. Sex food me has to be a t-shirt, surely. That may be the greatest chat-up line ever

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  4. Ah, you are all right. That probably should a t-shirt and undies! I'll work on it. -Karen

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  5. Undies definitely - Christmas sorted!

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  6. Sex Food Me would be an awesome apron, too.

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  7. Karen, your comment is what really made me chuckle this morning. But my husband surely would applaud STM (as do I).

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  8. sex food me should be on lots of stuff, its a great thinking of you card lol

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  9. Agree with all of the above. Sex food me needs to be undies and I like the greeting card idea as well!

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  10. "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead??

    Sounds like a veiled threat to me. It's safe to say that I won't accept any noodle soup prepared by STM anymore. In my dreams that is.

    See I'm quite sure STM is like Freddy Krueger, able to enter other people's dreams. There he ends people by serving them one-liners filled with sarcasm, egoism and cute fantasy animals. And noodle soup. Cock-a-doodle noodle soup. And I'm not going to have any of it.

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  11. LOL I love the happiness quote. And my husband and I agree.

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  13. I am thinking "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!" would make a hilarious apron.

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  14. @Andreas B: Sounds more like he's threatening an obnoxious rooster..... (assuming you're not an obnoxious roster) 7@=Q

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  15. PLEASE put "Cock-a-doodle noodle soup, dickhead!" in the shop! I can't stop playing it haha. I second the apron idea!

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  16. I just hope those two comments aren't related. food= Noodle soup sex=.....

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  17. interesting how the "sex" and "me" are not apparently linked...

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  18. Sounds like he was adding a new item to the menu of my friend's new restaurant: Oink-a-Doodle-Moo (:

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  19. Your three steps to happiness: Sex, Food, Me - Fantastic

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