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Nov 19 2010

"Oh, the badgers have returned! And this time they're carrying heat."

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That's "packing heat", Baby. I love how he tries, and so miserably fails, to use a slick Americanism.

Those who have been reading the blog are well aware that the return of the badgers is to be feared! (see Jan 20; Jan 1; Nov 4)

And here's how Adam woke up:


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(transcript below)
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Karen's notes: I'm off to the States for a week and a half! So, expect the blog to be posted about 6 hours later than usual. I love you guys, but not enough to wake up at 2 am every day.

STM: FUCK YOU!
ADAM: Oh!
KAREN: Baby?
ADAM: Morning! Oh dear.
KAREN: What happened?
ADAM: Mmm..... No idea.
KAREN: Well, at least you put some thought into it.
ADAM: I was trying to see if I could remember any image, if I was dreaming and... nothing. I just remember knowing I shouted something... probably rude.
KAREN: Oh, you just shouted "Fuck you!"
ADAM: Well there we go then!


30 comments:

  1. It doesn't quite sound like "Fuck you," but I don't know what else it could be when he shouted himself awake o_O

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  2. Armed badgers is quite a thought, "badgertastic" even.

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  3. I love how "Morning!" is so upbeat. Like he hadn't just shouted "FUCK YOU!" 5 seconds earlier.

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  4. Well there we go then! LMBO.... there's a reason this blog is my first stop every morning! :)

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  5. Have a good Thanksgiving in the States Karen :)

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  6. LMAO that's priceless. "And this time they're carrying heat"...

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  7. 'Carrying heat' is a phrase that is used to mean the same thing as 'packing heat'. I've heard both used and a quick google of the internet with the search phrase 'carrying heat gun' proves this to be the case. Perhaps STM was using his Americanism as intended?

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  8. Adam just sounds so chipper this morning!

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  9. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22carrying+heat%22&word2=%22packing+heat%22

    Packing heat does seem to be the more common, but not universal, variant.

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  10. But is carrying heat the equivalent of packing mushrooms? That's the true question we should be asking. Seriously.

    http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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  11. I just love how Adam says "Well there we go then!" There's no words to describe how funny, after that whole conversation, that is!

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  12. love the conservation. i swear adam might becoming more like stm. stm is taking over adam

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  13. rude awakening.... chipper greeting.... well there we go again!
    perfect start to a morning! ROFLMAO

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  14. Well why wouldn't the badgers be packing heat? Haven't you heard of the "Right to Arm Bears"? Why should the bears get to run around bristling, while the poor badgers go without? Haven't the badgers the right to self defense? Must the badgers suffer the arrogant bears without so much as a pistol for their own protection?

    NO! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!!! It is time for the badgers to unite against this travesty! Let those who stand in our way have care of their ankles!

    It is time for Graffiti Monkey to once again lay paw to paint and describe the manner of this prejudice! Let the world know of this cruel denial! Let the Vampire Penguins drink of their life's blood, and Guineapigasaurus lay waste to their toenails! Let all these things be done and more!

    THE RESISTANCE RISES AGAIN! ONCE MORE INTO THE FRAY!

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  15. Are you sure STM isn't from Wisconsin? http://www.uwbadgers.com/

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  16. Never mind all this - is he wearing his frilly pants today?

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  17. debonair i forgot about the frilly pants.

    animal warfare. first watership down now badgers badgering eachother bears baiting eachother what next

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  18. As a UW grade, I LOVE all the badger references!! GO STM!

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  19. Oops, that should be grad. That doesn't reflect well on my university or my degree! (teacher. Hey. It's been a long week!)

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  20. kelley, too funny!! so people - who was wearing their frilly friday pants? - adam

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  21. I don't have any frilly pants, Adam, so it wasn't me!

    I'm glad to hear from you, though! I was worried that the way the audio of you and Karen ended so abruptly, that you might have been the victim of the next "Merry Widow"!

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  22. "Morning!".
    "WHAT?!!".
    "Oh Dear!"
    ROFLMAO!!!!! TOO Funny!

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  23. and where have you been stoney. i was getting worried you had become the victim of a monster munchy session that went wrong.

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  24. Firewood! Lots of firewood! A big wind came through up here in the mountains and blew over a bunch of oak trees in the neighborhood! I've been whacking them up, and dragging them home to heat our cabin with.

    I've got enough done so I can take the odd day off after work for a visit!

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  25. It sounds more like he shouted "Funky!" than Fuck you.

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  26. I agree.... I think it sounds more like "Funky!" there's no 'ou' sound at the end.

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  27. Sarah Spectacular21 November 2010 at 23:07

    I agree, it sounds like funky to me. Maybe STM put his dancing shoes on in dreamland.

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  28. I thought he was saying "hunting" or "bunting"...didn't sound naughty to me. :)

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  29. Karen, reading through these has me crying right now because I'm laughing so hard. thanks for the recordings!!

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