"Oh! Hairy spider! Must have been the size of my hand! Okay, a baby's hand. Fuck off, maybe a doll's hand then. Look, it was evil and looking at me and hairy!"
or click here"Okay, saying 'mind the gap' when we're having sex isn't funny. Sorry... No sense of bloody humor. Not my fault you're a bucket cunt."
or click here"Monkey see, monkey do. Dirty monkey."
or click here__________
Karen's notes:
mind the gap: This is the constant announcement on the London Underground reminding people, when stepping on the tube, not to fall into the space between the platform and the train.
monkey see: Ah, STM must be thinking about our upcoming volunteer trip!
a merch idea. an anual book with nest egg quotes from that year. the daily telegraph do one with their matt cartoons which includes ones that are not used.
ReplyDeleteabsoluty brilliant.
Absolutly brilliant I have an innate fear of spiders its good to know that sleeptalking man shares me fear
ReplyDeletethe first one sounds like my roommate describing a spider >.<
ReplyDeleteDying laughing at the first, and cringing at the second! Classic STM. And the third is just a bonus :)
ReplyDeleteI vote for the book! I would buy one for every family member!
ReplyDeletemind the gap!!! lmao priceless. oh btw spiders are smart than people think!!! creepy spiders *shiver*
ReplyDeletebtw any word on if ya'll are doing the daily calendar. I was the one that mentioned it a month or two back.
i have absolutely no money since i cant work due to some paranoid delusions idiot its a hassle even to have longer walks i have hardly any energy...
ReplyDeleteI'm fine other than that. and only NOW I UNDERSTOOD WHAT BOUNDARIES I CROSSED, I AM SORRY TO AN UTMOST DEGREE - WHAT A HUMAN BEING IS CAPABLE OF.
ReplyDeletesorrysorrysorrysorry...once written cannot be unwritten. all I can say is that I was misinformed too... although my intuition did the dirty job, my mind should have said stop........... :(:(:(:(
I don't know whether everyone involved in this is reading my words or not, but please let they be informed about my realization and my sorrow or I don't know what words to use...if my assumptions are correct...
ReplyDeletemy English today is not good enough, but understandable.
ReplyDeleteforgot to add that stm's the eighth wonder of the world. not that an "oh and"'s opinion matters...
ReplyDeletecompliments cannot change anything, I know. but anyways, balance or what.
ReplyDeleteWe're getting some weird little diatribes in here lately...
ReplyDeleteI love all three of them. The first one reminds me of something my friend would say; she's ridiculously afraid of spiders. The second one is hilariously insightful. And the last one was awesome.
ReplyDeleteLove your website Karen & Adam. "Monkey see, monkey do, dirty monkey" is AWESOME! I have a 20 month Doberman name Asha. She also goes by Monkey. So you see the appeal of Monkey.... PLEASE put it on some shirts!!
ReplyDeleteIt's time to branch out into pet wear. Doggie coats, please!!!
ReplyDeleteMy toddler gets referred to as Monkey, and that quote brought to mind several specific episodes of him imitating one of his parents :)
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