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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 15 2010

WEDNESDAY REWIND: STM the Romantic


"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me."
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"Kiss me now! These lips aren't gonna be here for long, you know."
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"Please bounce on my bed with me. Bounce with me. Because there's nothing more romantic than bouncing..... Boing."
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"Mmmm, plug me in. Amplify our love. Fill your ears with 'I love youuuuuu'."
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"Ok, let's swap saliva. I know, love is messy."
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23 comments:

  1. Haha! (Although... maybe you should've saved these for a Valentine Day special?)

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  2. hoo! that last one...wow. that was just too romantic for me to stand!

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  3. I love the way STM just says "Boing" in such a deadpan way. When you read it you'd kind of expect him to say it in a more...erm energetic way maybe? Lol! Love your blog. It cheers me up every day!

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  4. Where is the crosshairs one? That was the best.

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  5. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how sweet!!!! lol *snort*
    please put boing as a ringtone!!

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  6. "Plug me in" deserves to be on a card: Electric guitar next to an amp on the front with 'Fill your ears with 'I love youuuuuu' on the inside.

    Perfection!

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  7. "Plug me in" sends my mind straight to the gutter, LMAO!

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  8. Now I wish my husband weren't at work already.

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  9. I wish I could see clearly enough so my mind would not feel left at its own device. I'm okay though! yay! :D

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  10. two trojans were removed from someone's pc. everyone knows what they are used for.

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  11. but it may be a coincidence, viruses happen...
    :)

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  12. Is it just me, or is STM getting progressively meaner? After seeing these funny old posts, I've realized that STM hasn't really said something nice, sweet, or funny in a non-mean way in quite a while.

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  13. These would be perfect in the days before Valentine's Day - just to inspire those romantically challenged people;)

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  14. Nah, Anonymous at 22:16, I think the non-mean comments pop up fairly regularly, they just make up a small proportion. For example, the "mice on the mouse organ" one last Thursday wasn't nasty, or even negative, just contemplative :)

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  15. a good point. there is a thing out there what you can chase for a lifetime and you will never get - perfection...
    no, I dont say fuck you this time, I'm okay in the morning

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  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x43IrXnFK30
    eheheh

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