"Don't judge me by the friends I keep. No, no, no. Judge me by the enemies I have slain!"
or click here"Little people are so much fun. Always jumping and looking up skirts. I wish... I wish..."
or click here"When I find that brick, you're gonna be in trouble."
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Karen's notes: We believe that first one was in homage to Dwight Schrute, the result of watching two episodes of The Office right before going to sleep.
That first one is made of more awesome than I can possibly imagine. Is there any chance that'll be on a shirt or anything?
ReplyDeleteman, I hope he doesn't come across that brick! lol.
ReplyDeleteWell, seeing as you are one American and one British citizen.... the question must be asked... which version of The Office is better???
ReplyDeleteI want a T-shirt with 'Don't judge me...' on the front, and 'When I find that brick...' on the back!
ReplyDeletethe US version rocks.
ReplyDeleteCommenting for the first time to request a shirt with the first one on it, because I know someone it would be PERFECT for.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the last one amuses me because my favorite threat recently has been "I will kill you with a brick."
Doncha LOVE Dwight?? Don't get me wrong, I'm a total BBC fan - but the US office is hysterically funny, and a lot of that is thanks to Dwight.
ReplyDeleteThat first one definitely belongs on a shirt!
ReplyDeleteI keep my enemies close and my bricks closer!
ReplyDeleteDwight Schrute is the best!!!
ReplyDeleteI read that first one and *immediately* thought of Dwight, then saw your note. It sounds exactly like something he'd say. Like from the Christmas one, "In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear."
ReplyDeleteI know a grown man who, when he was a little boy, was always crawling under tables. Which you'd think is a typical little boy thing to do, but he did it so he could look up women's skirts. Constantly. Perhaps he and Adam were friends?
ReplyDeletehaving trouble pulling off the intervention on stupidness?
ReplyDeleteFirst one would be perfect for World of Warcrack addicts....
ReplyDeleteThat last insult is incredible! STM at his ingenious best. x
ReplyDeletei have recently shared STM with my partner and i think his subconscious has been really influenced. Last night he woke me up, yelling:
ReplyDelete"According to the map, in Mexico, his innards are invisible."
"Whose innards?" i asked
"The bird. The puppy."
"The kitten?" i asked (we just got a new kitten)
"DUH!"
i had to share...
That last one made me think immediately of Ignatz Mouse...... 7@=e
ReplyDeleteI've been looking for my brick for years! I think my wife stole it!
ReplyDeleteWasn't there another one day about making an intervention on stupidness with a brick as well? STM apparently has a weapon of choice! ;o)
ReplyDeleteDwight is the best!!
ReplyDeleteMy brick is in disguise. It's covered with Redskins material and has 2 little rolls on each end to make it look like a little couch. I use it as a doorstop, so it's always handy when I need it!
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