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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 16 2010

"Don't judge me by the friends I keep. No, no, no. Judge me by the enemies I have slain!"

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"Little people are so much fun. Always jumping and looking up skirts. I wish... I wish..."
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"When I find that brick, you're gonna be in trouble."
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Karen's notes: We believe that first one was in homage to Dwight Schrute, the result of watching two episodes of The Office right before going to sleep.

31 comments:

  1. That first one is made of more awesome than I can possibly imagine. Is there any chance that'll be on a shirt or anything?

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  2. man, I hope he doesn't come across that brick! lol.

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  3. Well, seeing as you are one American and one British citizen.... the question must be asked... which version of The Office is better???

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  4. I want a T-shirt with 'Don't judge me...' on the front, and 'When I find that brick...' on the back!

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  5. Commenting for the first time to request a shirt with the first one on it, because I know someone it would be PERFECT for.

    Also, the last one amuses me because my favorite threat recently has been "I will kill you with a brick."

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  6. Doncha LOVE Dwight?? Don't get me wrong, I'm a total BBC fan - but the US office is hysterically funny, and a lot of that is thanks to Dwight.

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  7. That first one definitely belongs on a shirt!

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  8. I keep my enemies close and my bricks closer!

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  9. Dwight Schrute is the best!!!

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  10. I read that first one and *immediately* thought of Dwight, then saw your note. It sounds exactly like something he'd say. Like from the Christmas one, "In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear."

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  11. I know a grown man who, when he was a little boy, was always crawling under tables. Which you'd think is a typical little boy thing to do, but he did it so he could look up women's skirts. Constantly. Perhaps he and Adam were friends?

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  12. having trouble pulling off the intervention on stupidness?

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  13. First one would be perfect for World of Warcrack addicts....

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  14. That last insult is incredible! STM at his ingenious best. x

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  15. i have recently shared STM with my partner and i think his subconscious has been really influenced. Last night he woke me up, yelling:

    "According to the map, in Mexico, his innards are invisible."
    "Whose innards?" i asked
    "The bird. The puppy."
    "The kitten?" i asked (we just got a new kitten)
    "DUH!"

    i had to share...

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  16. That last one made me think immediately of Ignatz Mouse...... 7@=e

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  17. I've been looking for my brick for years! I think my wife stole it!

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  18. Wasn't there another one day about making an intervention on stupidness with a brick as well? STM apparently has a weapon of choice! ;o)

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  19. My brick is in disguise. It's covered with Redskins material and has 2 little rolls on each end to make it look like a little couch. I use it as a doorstop, so it's always handy when I need it!

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  20. They have so many uses as well: http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/067/831/original/brick.jpg?1282873041

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  21. This should be quicker:

    http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/067/831/original/brick.jpg?1282873041

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