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Jan 24 2011

"(chuckling) I'm so happy I could shit a puppy."

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"I call this cake Death By Icing."
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Karen's notes: Definitely inspired by reality. Yesterday was my step-son's 10th birthday party with the family. As he does every year, Adam made an elaborately decorated cake. Although the cake was beautiful and delicious, the icing was, indeed, quite abundant and horrifyingly sweet.

You can see some of Adam's past cakes here
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21 comments:

  1. I'll have to pass the first one on to my friend x) She has a love for using profanities and strange phrases, and I can definately see her using this one!

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  2. I also have a similar friend! :D
    glad to hear STM's happy.

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  3. Puppy phrase would make an awesome t-shirt

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  4. May we request a picture of this year's cake?

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  5. Wow... Uh...
    He must be pretty happy then?

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  6. #1 is definitely one of STM's All-Time Greats! 7@=E

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  7. I definitely lol'd at the first one.

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  8. I'd like to put in a request for this years cake as well

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  9. The puppy shirt is a definite GO! LOL!!!

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  10. I would love to see the second one as a shirt. I am a baker and it made me giggle.

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  11. A request? Do you think you all could put in a search feature? I periodically like to go back to April 7, 2010 and hear him say Soapy... tit wank. And eventually I would add the shit a puppy to my search too. =)

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  12. Whew! When you said, "Definitely inspired by reality." I had to keep reading to make sure you weren't talking about the first post.

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  13. @Just Brande: There actually is one, although it's a bit subtle. Look in the very tippy-top left corner of your window.

    @Shannon R: This one is probably not destined to become a shirt, but we do have "cake o'clock" in the shop!

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  14. Normally, folks describe someone being upset as "shitting kittens" - it kinda seems appropriate that shitting puppies would be the oppisite of that.

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  15. You often see people going "this and this would make a great title for a death metal band". I think "Death By Icing" genially would though.

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  16. When you said "inspired by reality," I thought at first that you were talking about shitting puppies. Definitely a WTF moment.

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  17. LOL!! oh my goodness.. definitely have to be really happy to be doing that hahah.

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  18. OMG love the puppy one...I've listened to it like 20 times and laughed hysterically each time!

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  19. shit a puppy thats magical

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  20. The puppy one had me in stitches for days. The giggles that preface it are hysterical - and usually his speech is slurred, but it's surreal how perfectly and clearly he enunciates his words which makes it so much funnier.

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