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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 5 2011

WEDNESDAY REWIND: Food Fight!

"Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."
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"Stop throwing mangoes. You're going to take somebody's eye out, or worse!"
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"The carrots are winning! Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting. They've got so much to learn. Bring on the swede. Ooooh, that'll show 'em."
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"It's a fajita fight."
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Merch update: We got a number of requests for "I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me" on merch. You can now get it on mugs, regular shirts, in plus sizes, and on maternity shirts! (thanks for that brilliant idea, LaCrisha)


11 comments:

  1. Methinks someone went to bed without enough dinner. Every one of these is food-related.

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  2. some food went into stm without living enough so they take a biochemical revenge on his dreams!

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  3. @Brandon: Just caught that pattern, did we? :P

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  4. What is a swede. I know it is a veggie--but what exactly? And how do you cook them?

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  5. Can I ask a dumb question? What's the difference between a "standard weight" and a "basic" tee? Is one made of a tougher material then the other?

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  6. Swede = rutabaga 7@=e

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  7. Is the noodle-dumpling thing a recycling of this from last year (http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/2010/01/jan-8-2010.html) ?

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  8. It seems that not all have realized the idea behind "wednesday rewind", so yes all the STM concerns food, since the topic is food fight, and yes they have all been posted before - hence the "rewind" :)

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  9. Question: I have a recipe for "Welsh Soup" which includes swedes (rutabegas) AND parsnips AND carrots (and leeks too). Any guess at to what dreamtime comments THAT recipe would cause?

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  10. You may want to post this link for all future "British to American" translation questions on the main page:

    http://effingpot.com/

    btw... for those interested, the backstory behind the name "Effingpot" is funny -- even though it saddens me to hear about Americans being that stupid.

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  11. I'm a swede, I'm from sweden :P I'm not a vegetable xD

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