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Feb 26 2011

"Red panda… Blue panda… Blue panda… Green! Panda, stop changing colours. Someone go and get chameleon and find out what the hell's happened here."

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And here are the first moments of the morning:


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ADAM: (awakens, opens his eyes, peers at me lit by the glow of the laptop) You look like a mermaid.
KAREN: Do I?
ADAM: Yes.
KAREN: What's making me look like a mermaid?
ADAM: The fact that I'm imagining you with a tail?
KAREN: So what you mean is, I look like a mermaid in your brain.
ADAM: Yeah.


8 comments:

  1. I love Karen's last line "So what you mean is, I look like a mermaid...in your brain."
    I'm imagining you mentally screaming the last 3 words..."IN YOUR BRAIN" doofus...lmao...loveable doofus though!

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  2. Red Panda, blue panda - channeling your inner Dr. Seuss, Adam?

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  3. I love how STM needs a chameleon to ell him why the panda is changing colors.

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  4. You must be a mermaid because you are an otter mom.

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  5. It's obvious that the evil Dr. Chameleon has been teaching Panda how to change colors. Brilliant!

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  6. So which half of the panda was changing colours, the black or white half? They can't both change to the same colour at once, since then it would just look like a bear. Unless it was two shades of the same colour.

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  7. When I first saw "Red Panda - Blue Panda", I thought it was some sort of military code-talk........ then I saw the rest...... 7@=Q

    Oh, and "I Look Like a Mermaid in Your Brain" sounds like it would make a great pop song..... 7@=e

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  8. Awww. :( For a second there I thought Adam might be talking about my favourite animal eva: the red panda.

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