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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Apr 27 2011

"Give me a C! Give me a U! Give me an N! Give me a T! What'dya get? You. Pathetic wank stain."

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All he needs are some pom-poms and a short skirt! You guys should be really relieved I didn't photoshop that one.

Merch update: There were some problems with the artwork last night, but I really will get "I bet you wish you could wear a onesie" onesies into the shops today.


  1. Aw, c'mon, Karen, you're no fun...photoshop it!

  2. looks like a UN TARGETED INDIVIDUAL NEEDS TO COOL ill listen to the audio

  3. The text on my computer looks like Karen was suggesting STM need PORN-PORNS and a short skirt. I figured it out, but it made today double funny!

  4. Actually, yeah, I do wanna see Photoshop of this too!!! Although the mental images have me ROFL!!!

  5. I love the way STM says "you" xDDDD

  6. Um, Luv4SFO, you're not alone in that visual misinterpretation.

  7. That's some motivational stuff. Didn't know that judgments could possibly be this varied. Nice one for the whole set of enthusiasm to consider such helpful information here.

  8. Karin, Adam - Love your escapades. Is this still going on today (April 2018)? Your sleep talkin habits. Maybe it is time to buy melatonin uk and get yourself some well deserved sleep without waking up. Good luck to your family.

    The Melatonin Man :)