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Nov 11 2011

"Your family, or a zombie horde. Choose carefully."

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"Hey! Stop shouting at the starfish. It's not its fault it can't grow chilies. Leave him alone. Tell you what, you should check out his aubergines. Mighty impressive!"
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:29

22 comments:

  1. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 08:16

    Hmm, that's a tough choice. I think I'd pick the zombie horde. Zombies you can kill, family not so much (unless you want to go to jail).

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  2. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 11:52

    Yeh I think I would choose Zombies too ... same reason as above :)

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  3. Michelle11 November 2011 at 13:27

    Yes, if you run from your family, they gossip about you. Zombies don't care so much about family politics.

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  4. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 14:37

    Can I just feed my family to the zombie hoard and essentially have both that way?

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  5. JamiSings11 November 2011 at 14:38

    I'll choose my family. However I have a sister-in-law I'll throw to the zombies.

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  6. MsM11 November 2011 at 15:21

    Nothing hurts more than finding out what you family is saying about you or REALLY thinks about you. I'll take the Zombies, please.

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  7. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 19:50

    *blink* Everyone's commenting on family vs. zombie horde and not the talented starfish? A FARMER starfish? Or is it the fact it has no luck in growing chilies that is the problem (chili being one family repellant)?

    Poor starfish :-(

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  8. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 19:51

    .oO(no, not THAT Karen, another one)

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  9. Steven Sapir11 November 2011 at 20:46

    It just so happens that my family IS a horde of zombies, so....

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  10. Anonymous11 November 2011 at 21:25

    We've been reading these at work for about a week. SO hilarious!! I can't believe people doubt it's real. It's too random and hilarious to be fake.

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  11. LA/wts12 November 2011 at 00:01

    I see STM is planning ahead for the holidays - well, a zombie horde IS less likely to criticize your cooking..... plus, turkey heads are pretty cheap (although you'll need quite a lot of them - their brains are so tiny) 7@=Q

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  12. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 00:58

    Sounds a game of plants vs zombies to me!

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  13. Anonymous12 November 2011 at 06:46

    I think they're real. But even if those naysayers out there were right and it was all fake, I would say, "So what? Real, fake, its damn funny either way." And I would applaud anyone who could purposefully come up with this stuff.

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  14. luv4SFO13 November 2011 at 05:49

    I believe there may be a preface due...Which would you prefer to tear you apart..."your family or a zombie horde. You choose."

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  15. crabbycrocheter15 November 2011 at 01:35

    Oh please, please, please put the family vs zombie horde on a mug. I would love to see my family holding those for the x-mas picture!

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  17. Jessica F.17 November 2011 at 06:08

    Please please please put the zombie horde comment on merchandise! It will make Xmas shopping so much easier!

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  18. Anonymous18 November 2011 at 16:39

    Another for family vs zombies on merch.
    my family would strut that proudly.

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  19. Anonymous19 November 2011 at 17:16

    I'm just trying to figure out what aubergines are.

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  20. Anonymous2 December 2011 at 14:40

    Aubergines are eggplants in North America...

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