"Well, don't YOU look like the icing on a fuck cake."
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And that lovely compliment was followed by one of Adam's delightful dead-of-night awakenings:
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| STM: | Gusset FUCK! |
| ADAM: | I said nothing, and we're not discussing it. |
| KAREN: | (sluring sleepily) What was the first part? |
| ADAM: | Goodnight. |
| KAREN: | 'Kay. |
| ADAM: | I didn't say anything. |
| KAREN: | 'Kay. |
| ADAM: | I know I didn't. |
| KAREN: | 'Kay. |
| ADAM: | Don't put words in my mouth. Love you. |
| KAREN: | Uh huv ooo.... I have to peeeeee. |
| ADAM: | I'll get a wee-wee pad on the bed for you. |
| KAREN: | That would be good. |
| ADAM: | Not for me it wouldn't. And not for our marriage, actually. |
I said nothing, and we're not discussing it.
ReplyDeleteAwesome :)
but oh why, THANK YOU! :D
ReplyDeleteGusset... Has STM recently taken up learning to sew?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP869swP2po&ob=av3e
ReplyDeleteI opened my eyes while you were kissing me once,
more than once,
and you looked as sincere as a dog.
just as sincere as a dog does,
when it's the food on your lips,
with which it's in love.
I bet you could never tell
that I knew you didn't know me that well
it's my fault you see
you never learned that much from me.
:)
I'm sorry but this:
ReplyDelete"I took off my glasses
while you were yelling at me once more than once
so as not to see you see me react
should've put 'em, should've put 'em on again
so I could see you see me sincerely yelling back
I bet your fortressed face
belied your fort of lace
it is by the grace of me
you never learned what I could see"
it's YAWNING AT ME ONCE
ReplyDeletewell.... it don't happen often but once in a while STM sends me to the urban dictionary. I had to learn what gusset means.... now I do. as to that... wish I was a fly on the wall in his dream!!!
ReplyDeleteas for Adam's line after STMs. priceless!!! reminded me a little of Sergeant Shultz on Hogan's Heroes. I saw nothing! I hear nothing! I say nothing!
"Well, don't YOU look like the icing on a fuck cake."
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