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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Dec 27 2011

"Well, don't YOU look like the icing on a fuck cake."

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And that lovely compliment was followed by one of Adam's delightful dead-of-night awakenings:

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STM: Gusset FUCK!
ADAM: I said nothing, and we're not discussing it.
KAREN: (sluring sleepily) What was the first part?
ADAM: Goodnight.
KAREN: 'Kay.
ADAM: I didn't say anything.
KAREN: 'Kay.
ADAM: I know I didn't.
KAREN: 'Kay.
ADAM: Don't put words in my mouth. Love you.
KAREN: Uh huv ooo.... I have to peeeeee.
ADAM: I'll get a wee-wee pad on the bed for you.
KAREN: That would be good.
ADAM: Not for me it wouldn't. And not for our marriage, actually.


  1. I said nothing, and we're not discussing it.

    Awesome :)

  2. absolutely no discussion.27 December 2011 at 12:08

    but oh why, THANK YOU! :D

  3. Gusset... Has STM recently taken up learning to sew?

  4. I never kissed STM, but28 December 2011 at 06:33

    I opened my eyes while you were kissing me once,
    more than once,
    and you looked as sincere as a dog.
    just as sincere as a dog does,
    when it's the food on your lips,
    with which it's in love.

    I bet you could never tell
    that I knew you didn't know me that well
    it's my fault you see
    you never learned that much from me.


  5. AND THE SONG GOES ON28 December 2011 at 06:36

    I'm sorry but this:

    "I took off my glasses
    while you were yelling at me once more than once
    so as not to see you see me react
    should've put 'em, should've put 'em on again
    so I could see you see me sincerely yelling back

    I bet your fortressed face
    belied your fort of lace
    it is by the grace of me
    you never learned what I could see"


  7. well.... it don't happen often but once in a while STM sends me to the urban dictionary. I had to learn what gusset means.... now I do. as to that... wish I was a fly on the wall in his dream!!!
    as for Adam's line after STMs. priceless!!! reminded me a little of Sergeant Shultz on Hogan's Heroes. I saw nothing! I hear nothing! I say nothing!

  8. "Well, don't YOU look like the icing on a fuck cake."

    Can you please put this design on a t-shirt?? It's hilarious!!

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