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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111228

Dec 28 2011

"Today is my gift to you. Today, I will not kill you and feed you to my children. Today, I'll let you frolic in the woods, picking daisies. Today, I'll let you count the stars and watch sunsets. Tomorrow, YOU'RE ON A SKEWER. Num num num num num num num num num num num num. Num num num num num. Num num num..."

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"This ginger ninja's gonna stick you with his syringa. Yeah."
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13 comments:

  1. Num num num num num num num num num num num num. Num num num num num. Num num num...

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  2. Lol......STM is a ginger!!!! We're slowly getting an idea about what STM looks like!

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  3. STM, stop threatening Bambi!

    We're not just getting idea what he looks like, but more about his life - he's a ninja nurse or other medical professional with children!

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  4. Sounds like a line out of Tim Minchin's "Prejudice"!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

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  5. Oh dear...... 7@=G

    Should we tell him that a "Celebrity Roast" is not to be taken literally?

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  6. haha I love the JD reference29 December 2011 at 02:54

    and I just... well, THIS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slapstick_(novel)

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  7. personally I love stm... I think a lot of times he expresses what we all feel.

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  8. Sarah Chica - YES! I had forgotten to write in the comments that we HAD just seen Tim Minchin's Prejudice!

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVch_PK7SOY

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  10. of course the song is addressed to mr T., not STM!!!

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  11. if the song was russian30 December 2011 at 08:13

    I would have already posted it on his wall :D the song concerning no answers... you know... rockets and shit... was there... you know what it means. I didn't mean it that way though, but it was good as a provocation. still talking about mr T. no covert speech here. but you can put the pieces together. high time to unblock me I guess, this is not the right platform. cheers

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  12. I don't think anyone noticed the fact that a syringa is a type of flower.

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  13. I thought of the TV show Dexter when he mentioned the ginger ninja and syringe!

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