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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Apr 4 2012

"Fucksticks! That's it, I'm not playing anymore. Just give me back my tiara and my sash and the purple monkey. I'm outta here."

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Another bout of alien gibberish...


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"My puddle. My puddle! Get out of my puddle! You're not some dirty birdie. GET OUT!! My puddle."
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(If you listen closely to that one, you can hear Molly the little beagle's ears flapping and she shakes herself down.)

8 comments:

  1. He he, love them both, but mostly the first. STM sounds like an offended girl not wanting to to play with her playdate anymore. ;)

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  2. well atleast he wasn't the shi**y end of that f***stick!!! lol
    I think Aliens are invading STM land.

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  3. todaysZzz STM twister in space, triplefold :4 April 2012 13:58

    it's an alienation pageant invasion of the sleepstars...{unlike a fight and easedup version of the canadian way at the moment of issue}, STM's moment in the darkofspotlightnite beams out nononsense words of finality and only dirtbirds make the grade in space, time and no gravitational pull of his weight as he puddles away in his thoughts are allowed to be alienated.
    - he means business -

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  4. No STM, it's MY purple monkey! Too funny...

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  5. I think STM sounds like Mr. Bean in the gibberish part. Can't you just see and hear Mr. Bean doing something with those sounds? :)

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  6. The second isn't gibberish, STM is channeling a French jazz singer skatting! And if the French jazz singer happens to be a real FROG, then the last one makes sense, too!

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  7. Alien Mr Beans have taken over STM!

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