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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jul 23 2012

"Sit. Sit. It won't sit... Uh, come here! No, it's just sitting there now! Oh, this potty doesn't want to be trained. Bad potty!"

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Ah yes, potty training. Always a challenge.

This weekend, we took Adam's 8- and 11-year old kids camping. Saturday afternoon, Adam and I were lying out on a blanket while the kids pottered around us, and Adam drifted off to sleep for a while. Suddenly, he woke with a shout of "FUCK NUTS!" You can imagine the pandemonium that this caused with the children. I kick myself for not having the recorder going.


  1. that would have been interesting what the kids said about it.... and of course his reaction to it himself.

  2. o'fiddlefaddle. a word from the sponsor on kookoo, sleeeepdreams.23 July 2012 at 13:44

    "What The F*ck, johhhnny...he's gotta potty mouth
    !---STUN.KCUF---! f*ck the wha?" kinda way, didn't mean it,but,it meant something .a.larming. buzZZZZzzzzd-gotta blankethis peanutter-
    oh! Nuts! go back to bed, carry on kids, carry on (=:<>#) fired up over poppin'corn & vancamperpork...andbeans,
    nuttin'likeit; a drifter train wreck sittin'2B tiedDdown and challenging a shortstory it'was,

  3. That was interesting. Thanks for sharing this.

  4. Ha! I can just picture the kids rolling around on the ground laughing at this one! (that is, if they're anything like mine) "OMG - Dad! Jeez!" And thinking to themselves "thank GOD none of our friends were around to hear this!" LOL

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