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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20120730

Jul 30 2012

"You're so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, I'm so cool. And I'm like, blah blah blah blah shut the fuck up. Seriously."

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Sometimes, Molly the little beagle has to get up in the night to pee. She nudges her way out from under the covers, jumps down from the bed, and trots down the hall to the kitchen where we leave out a wee-wee pad for just such occasions. Although our bedroom is carpeted, the long hallway is wood flooring, and her adorable little claws make quite a clicking. Here's STM's interpretation of Molly coming back to the bedroom.
"(Molly click click clicks up the hall) TURN OFF THE RAIN! (she steps on to the bedroom carpet) Thank you."
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18 comments:

  1. The thought of the dog being in the bed gives me the heebiejeebies

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  2. these are both pretty classic. I had a roommate in college who used to talk in his sleep. Some times he'd sit bolt up right and say things like "I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty sketchy that need to use your shower" then lay back down like nothing ever happened.

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  3. Has STM been listening to Icona Pop?

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  4. Haha! I love the first one.

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  5. STM talks as a god.

    "Turn off the rain." "Thank you."

    Luv it!

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  6. Then lay back down like nothing ever happened.

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