August 2 2011

"Ice cream is my first line of defense. There is no second."

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"Mother fucker. Have some of that! Want some dessert? Come back for more then. This one's sweeter... Fucking butterflies."

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And here is the must-hear conclusion of that last one...

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STM:	Fucking butterflies... (smacks own face)
ADAM:	AH! What did you do?
KAREN:	Nothing!
ADAM:	Did I do it?
KAREN:	You thought I slapped you?
ADAM:	I saw the thing in your hand, I thought you may have dropped it on my head.
KAREN:	Wait a minute. I just need to make sure I understand. You didn't even— You thought it was m— You—
ADAM:	Hello?
KAREN:	I just wanna— Can I establish a fact? You actually thought the big blunt thing that smacked you in the face was—
ADAM:	Be nicer about my hand.
KAREN:	— a different object than your hand? You didn't realize it was you who slapped you?
ADAM:	Well, I opened my eyes with my cheek stinging, and I saw you holding the microphone, and I thought maybe that had dropped onto my face.
KAREN:	Do you realize something wrong with what you just said? I'm just gonna repeat it back to you verbatim: "I saw you were holding the microphone—"
ADAM:	Yes, but you may have picked it back up—
KAREN:	Oh, okay. But I will tell you what happened, Baby. Right before you woke up, you were saying—
ADAM:	It stings!
KAREN:	Listen: I'm gonna tell you what you were saying. I think it will illuminate. You were saying, "Mother fucker, take some of that! Fucking butterflies." (giggling) They were butterflies!
ADAM:	Bastards.

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Karen's notes: So sorry about the faulty transcription yesterday, guys. I promise I was not trying to censor STM (a bit late for that, isn't it?). It was just a bizarre error for which I have no explanation. All fixed now.