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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Dec 25 2009

"I don't want to watch. I want to get my hands dirty, all the way up to my shoulder. Filthy."

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"


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  13. Whatever is he trying to get the kittens to do that is obstructed by thier whiskers?

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