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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 29 2009

"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."

"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"

"Put it down! Step away from the yam. Step away!"

"Fluffy bunny + twitchy nose + big ears = great stew."

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:58

62 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 04:48

    step away from the yam! hahaha

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  2. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 06:11

    Umm, how does he pronounce "+" and "="?

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  3. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 08:22

    probably "plus" and "equals" respectively

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  4. andré luís8 January 2010 at 13:10

    "Fluffy bunny + twitchy nose + big ears = great stew."

    ^ this has got to end up on a tshirt.

    Btw, do you sleep at all? :) or do you just record every second of your nights?

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  5. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 13:27

    Thats some pure Hunter S. Thompson in there.

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  7. Karen Slavick-Lennard8 January 2010 at 17:00

    To answer "Btw, do you sleep at all? :) or do you just record every second of your nights?"

    When Adam starts talking, I always wake up. I used to then grab the computer and start furiously typing. Now I have a voice-activated recorder going, so I can just lie there and silently laugh.

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  8. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 17:24

    "It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT."

    Good God, this is amazing :P

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  9. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 21:43

    i know some of these..
    "Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker"s

    hysterical!

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  10. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 23:34

    He seems like kind of a jerk when he's sleeping. I hope he's nicer while awake.

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  11. Anonymous9 January 2010 at 02:51

    Could you post some audio clips if you can/want to? I would love to hear these. :)

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  12. JerryM9 January 2010 at 03:35

    What strikes me is he's pretty nice actually, hardly a prejudiced sentence around.
    And I'm not calling the vegetarian prejudiced...

    Or are you editing/leaving out really bad stuff?

    I suggest a FAQ page.

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  13. Anonymous9 January 2010 at 06:58

    i concur with the faq idea

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  14. Anonymous9 January 2010 at 09:32

    I'm too skeptical of someone seeking attention to find these funny.

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  15. Anonymous10 January 2010 at 00:48

    damn right about lentils!
    love,
    the usa

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  16. brooke.was.here10 January 2010 at 05:19

    "Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"

    That's just gold! I love it.
    http://brokewashere2010.blogspot.com

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  17. Sophia11 January 2010 at 00:16

    Adam is absolutely hilarious! I used to be a sleep talker myself, somehow I stopped over the years. Do you stay awake all night listening to him?

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  18. Dr. Mieke11 January 2010 at 22:19

    I love the yam one ... t-shirt material, definitely ...!

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  19. Kimbo11 January 2010 at 22:24

    I really love how eloquent he is in his sleep. I wish I was that eloquent even waking!
    This blog is amazing.

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  20. Anonymous14 January 2010 at 19:22

    Love the fluffy bunny! I would probably get the shirt for Dad. (He raises rabbits for meat)

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  21. Anonymous16 January 2010 at 01:00

    I have to ask is your husband a vegetarian? If so maybe some of his freaky dreams are his body craving meat. I mean he dreams about rabbit stew, chicken and pork chops, but regularly curses vegetables like lentils and avocado. He has become a great source of laughs for my teenagers and I, keep it up. Pip – Vic - Australia

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  22. Anonymous16 January 2010 at 22:49

    I so, so want a t-shirt of the yam one!!

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  23. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 04:31

    i think karen is a vegan :)

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  24. Anonymous17 January 2010 at 10:06

    This is too funny - just saw the link from the times! I also sleep talk but usually talk about things happening in my life at the time. Sometimes it's random stuff but not every night, maybe once or wice a week. Although last week I actually got sat up in bed and started talking to my husband in my sleep!

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  25. Anonymous18 January 2010 at 11:57

    my son aged 11 and my daughter aged 7 often argue in their sleep.they sleep in rooms opposite each other and sometimes these sleep rows can last 15 to 20 minutes. unfortunately they argue a lot when they are awake too.
    rachel hobson

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  26. Siobhan18 January 2010 at 12:20

    Haha, does Adam have an aversion to vegetarians? Or is it just the sheer evilness of lentils? These are so funny! I'm a vegetarian. The anti-vegetarian ones are the funniest I've read!

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  27. Austin18 January 2010 at 21:50

    the bunny one needs to be a t-shirt!

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  28. Anonymous18 January 2010 at 21:55

    fake

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  29. Alex19 January 2010 at 15:38

    The vegan one is the best thing I've ever read. First time reader, now I'm hooked.

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  30. Anonymous20 January 2010 at 16:10

    English people don't know what yam's are, we don't have them here

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  31. kira and will20 January 2010 at 22:32

    A yam is very similar to a sweet potato.

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  32. raggedas22 January 2010 at 05:17

    "Put it down! Step away from the yam. Step away!"

    "Fluffy bunny + twitchy nose + big ears = great stew."


    I totally agree! You could prove you own the rights to these phrases and sell them to T-shirt makers. They are GREAT! Your fortune awaits.

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  33. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 15:30

    I talk in my sleep, but not like this and i have dreams/nightmares that usually revolve around what im saying. and i dont sleep with a phone near the bed anymore cause i called my nana once in my sleep. i didnt even know i had for several days.

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  34. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 22:13

    i love the yam part...hilarious!!

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  35. jngl23 January 2010 at 01:45

    excellent blog. Made my day

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  36. PinkPug,INK.23 January 2010 at 05:57

    I'm just glad he doesn't sleepWALK as well...he'd go around killing vegetarians & vegans..

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  37. Anonymous24 January 2010 at 06:39

    My hubby and I read the fluffy bunny one and laughed so hard we were in tears.....

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  38. Unknown24 January 2010 at 15:10

    I am dating a Vegitarian who has his own plans to exterminate all things kareoke when he takes over the world, I promtly emailed him Adam's quote. I am excited to see the stand off....

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  39. Anonymous31 January 2010 at 23:37

    Please please PLEASE do a t-shirt with "Step away from the yam!" I would buy it in an instant. Hilarious!!!

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  40. Anonymous16 November 2010 at 22:44

    What is it about Adam and vegans and vegetarians? Don't get it. At all.

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    It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker.

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