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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Feb 19 2010

"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."

"Really? If you can pee that high, DEFINITELY join the fire brigade. Yah."


  1. A career in firefighting suddenly sounds like a lot of fun...

  2. LOL i love these!

  3. Claire here:

    Adam must have been dreaming about his elephant holiday I think, trunks/penis's can project quite a forceful discharge of water/pee when required. I do believe it is a test of skill for young boy's to be able to pee higher than their peers. Can the male commenteer's offer any validation to this practise?

    Many thanks to 'the friend' who is posting for Adam and Karen in their absence; 08:00 on the dot, midnight for me - good-night all x

  4. Haha ok first one my all time fave!!

  5. It is true that as a young boy it is considered a rite of passage amonst your friends if you can pee exceptionally high lol!

    Adam has me in stitches every morning! I honestly cna't believe some of the stuff he comes out with. He's a genius!

  6. Hello,

    I am in a shadowcast, which is a group of actors who reenact a movie onstage for an audience. The character I play (Luigi Largo, from Repo! The Genetic Opera) is an extraordinarily arrogant person. I find Adam's sleeptalking to be quite inspirational when getting myself in character.

    I do enjoy reading these whenever the chance arises, however, not just before shows and rehearsals. =]


  7. Awesome saves! once again way funny!!!

  8. I found this blog a couple of days ago and read through the full archive all at once (I don't recommend doing that at work unless they already know you're crazy). Sleep Talkin' Man sure is full of himself, but I think he's earned it: he's hilarious.

  9. Ush in Amsterdam, the Netherlands19 February 2010 at 11:38

    I'm lookin'for something to do in Bombay...let me open up the first SLT- shop in the world over there..just for fun...

  10. Can you do the awesomness one as a mug? I want to give one to my daughter for her birthday!
    Love the blog! A great way to wind down after a hard days work!

  11. The first quote is now officially, my favorite! It's perfect!

  12. I agree with Aussie Mum! Mugs are needed. I can guarantee that I'd buy one almost every day.

  13. I love it this 1 should become a tee shirt. :)

  14. Awesomeness is a definite t-shirt line!

  15. My daughter wants an awesomeness t-shirt. lol she is always saying how awesome she is but she is awake. lol

  16. The awesomeness quote is my new favorite! wonderful! :)

  17. Haha!! Brilliant, both of them!

  18. definitely T-shirt material

  19. Has he been dreaming of Gulliver's Travels lately? (re: second quote)

  20. I, for one, have never heard about the "pee higher than your peers" thing. How odd.

  21. then you either had no friends or are not a man

  22. Amen...the awesomeness quote needs to be on EVERYTHING! Mugs, shirts, bags, notebooks, etc

  23. Awsomeness , now that's the word. Thank you!

  24. Aussie Mom (Tracie the Red, too) is so right...a mug or any other item for sure. Great for one's self-esteem! Still looking for "skipping to work" on a bag for my friend who is returning to teaching after a two year mat leave.

  25. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer19 February 2010 at 17:07

    --- Let me introduce myself ---

    Fire Away = = = = = = = = . . .= = = = = = = = =.. =

    from wee high, to knee high, to be high, to ohso tree high, to see how high, to go, hi-Ohh! ...excuse me...Hi 'n bye! ( meohmy!) just watch out for the beeeeezzzzzz...
    o-geez,...goodbye...(feel better), sigh.

    "Awesomeness now has a name."

    it's ez...2P or not 2P is 2B a He or She or Me...UC? in the CT (or cuntry) eeks.

  26. Can not wait to get a t-shirt with the first on on it. LOL. Awsome. Love it.

  27. Claire here:

    @Anon 16:41, those were my thoughts entirely, LOL.
    @Prof.zzzman-ylizer, is it me? I don't mean to be rude but I find it very difficult to discern what you are trying to say? Is it, like, a phsycological analysis or something?

  28. The peeing one should go on a mug!

  29. "Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."

    :-)) :-)) :-))

    And Adam's humble, too! :-p

  30. I would join the fire brigade as well. I think that's sound advice.

  31. Ha ha ha I read these every day and quote them often but my friends all think I'm crazy (which I am) but still!!! Ha ha I love the awesomeness one!! It should go on a t-shirt!

  32. Holy cow - how can one even begin to maintain a favorites list?? Daily it grows longer. The awesome one is too good. :) :)

    bloggerbytrade 9:38 - I love it that you use this blog to help you get into your character! What a hoot.

    Claire 17:55 - I think Prof.ZzzMAN just has lots of poetic fun with whatever STM puts out there. I totally enjoy Zzz's rambles! Of course, I don't try too hard to pin down a meaning... ;-)

  33. @Kate: Perhaps....... or maybe he was remembering a passage in Pope's "Dunciad"..... 7@=Q

  34. And Prof.Zzz - I don't mean there isn't any meaning - sometimes there are real gems in what you share. I just go with the flow of it!

  35. Awesomeness, Thy Name is STM Blog! lol
    Not sure what I enjoy more the Amazing Adam's nightly somniloquy or the comments posted afterward! Good to know I am not the only random hilarity seeking nut-bar in the world, no offence! lol

  36. Karen, if you ever figure out how to patch a camera into STM's brain so we can get the video too, now that would be AWESOME!

    The imagary that these quotes conjure up is entertaining all by themselves.

  37. He is my hero! This is were I get my daily"inspirational" quote. THANK YOU-THANK YOU!:)

  38. What's incredible about Sleep Talkin' Man is that he comes up with things that not many waking people manage to come up with.

  39. u should put the awesomeness one on a shirt. i would def buy it!

  40. I'm new to posting on this blog (not to reading), but I think the awesomeness one is the best comment yet!! I love it!!

    I can see Will Farrell in a movie saying a line like funny!

  41. Hahaha, the first one is the best!!

  42. "Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."


  43. "Awesomeness has a name. Let me introduce myself." Must be on a shirt!!

  44. As a young teenager I dreamed I was peeing and woke up with the bed soaking wet.

  45. This is one of my favorites Adam join the fire brigade too funny.

  46. It's been a while since I first saw Awesomeness, but I still feel a deep need for the t-shirt!

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