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Apr 24 2010

This was one of Adam's truly bizzarro nights. First he says this:

"Where have all the von Goodles gone? It's a mysteryyyyyy."

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Then, about 3 minutes later, with nearly identical inflection:

"So, where have all the von Goodles gone? I don't know. It's a mysteryyyyyy."
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And, no, we don't know any von Goodles.

Later:

"Never before have I had the opportunity to ride one of these wonderful creatures. I'm gonna take it slow, and make it last all day. Mmmm-hmmm. I love saddling up my hamster."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 09:52

45 comments:

  1. Mo24 April 2010 at 09:58

    von Goodles? Saddling hamsters? To all the doubters - you cannot make this stuff up!!! Love, love, love this site.

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  2. Unknown24 April 2010 at 10:07

    Are you sure it's "Von"? Sounds more like "Don" to me :o

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  3. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 10:10

    Audio snippets for all fragments! Hooray! Thanks!

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  4. Rochelle24 April 2010 at 10:11

    Still giggling over the hamster one...thank you Karen & Adam xx

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  5. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 10:22

    The way he said "I looove saddling up my hamster," was for some reason extremely creepy.

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  6. Miss N24 April 2010 at 10:27

    Do you ever wake Adam up from laughing at the random stuff he says in his sleep? I don't think I could stop myself if I slept next to someone who talked about saddling up hamsters!

    Love this site! :)

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  7. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 10:43

    It's most definitely Dongoodles - what ever they are!

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  8. Unknown24 April 2010 at 10:58

    I love saddling up my hamster!! Said with such genuine love!!

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  9. Laura24 April 2010 at 11:06

    Has Adam ever watched Shakespeare in Love? It's a recurring theme on that film that a character will say "I don't know. It's a mystery" and things will turn out alright.

    But what on earth are Von Goodles???

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  10. Rach ♥24 April 2010 at 11:44

    ha! Love the 'saddling up my hamster' one!

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  11. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 12:00

    Yet another STM mysteryyyyy - he loves saddling up his hamster (presumably a regular occurence) but never before has he had the opportunity to ride one....Thanks for increasing the audio clips and looking forward to the day when technology will enable us to see what he's seeing!!

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  12. insiderart24 April 2010 at 12:36

    Hysterical!!!

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  13. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 13:21

    OMG, he's so hilarious! Where does he get it from?

    In my world he's are the funniest man alive!
    GO ADAM!!!

    Daniel from Denmark!

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  14. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 13:22

    OMG, he's so hilarious! Funniest man alive!

    Thank you for all these quotes! They truly are awesome!

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  15. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 13:24

    thanks,nice treats xo

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  16. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 13:32

    Von Goodles does sound like a funny hamster name. Maybe Adam wants a hamster subconsciously.

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  17. Lauren24 April 2010 at 13:49

    Sounds like he hijacked the Von Goodles' hamster after they "mysteriously" disappeared!

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  18. NotBob24 April 2010 at 14:28

    Right now I have a mental image of a mini Adam riding around on a hamster... It's freaking me out! XD

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  19. Vicki Rocho24 April 2010 at 14:49

    Long time Lurker, first time commenter.

    Adam cracks me up every morning. THANK YOU for sharing! I thought I had some interesting dreams, but I can't say I've ever ridden a hamster.

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  20. Canadian Guy24 April 2010 at 16:04

    Maybe he's saying Damn Goodles.

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  21. Janet24 April 2010 at 17:14

    I don't know how you sleep at all. I'd be awake all night laughing! And somehow I think it might take all day to saddle up a hamster.

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  22. Grace Alexander24 April 2010 at 18:01

    Finally placed my order (thanks for the free shipping!!)

    Oldie but goodie to wear to the gym:
    "I haven't put on weight! Your eyes are fat!"

    Personal message to the world:
    "I'm gonna have a great day. Don't you f*@k it up!"

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  23. 2manywhiskers24 April 2010 at 18:36

    LOL!!! at "I love saddling up my hamster."

    And at Janet at 17:14 - yeah, it sure might take all day!

    Sounds like "don" to me, too. How hilarious - it's like the dream record skipped.

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  24. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 19:03

    it does sounds like "don goodles" :)

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  25. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 19:08

    Looove!

    Greetings from Denmark.

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  26. Strik3r33324 April 2010 at 19:12

    i agree it does sound like "Don", and not "Von"

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  27. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 19:47

    How does he know that he loves saddling up his hamster, if he's never before had the opportunity to ride one of them?

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  28. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 20:21

    Now, these are quotes that I can share with anyone! Keep up the great work,
    Adam, and thank you, Karen, for keeping us informed. You are often the best part of my day!!

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  29. daydreamersdaughter24 April 2010 at 23:21

    I don't usually listen after reading but last night was wonderful and I'll listen to anything like that any time.

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  30. Anonymous24 April 2010 at 23:23

    Love love love this site, have everyone at work checking it daily also!.
    Lisa from New Zealand

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  31. Rochelle (Aus)25 April 2010 at 00:23

    Wonders if Lisa from NZ is my cousin...who is also a fan of STM :o)

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  32. Anonymous25 April 2010 at 01:28

    I heard "Gon" Goodles and wonder if there is a connection to gongoozlers???

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  33. Anonymous25 April 2010 at 02:23

    Yeah! Go NZ! Go Auckland!

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  34. LA/wta25 April 2010 at 02:56

    Well, it sounded a lot like 'von Gödels' to me (as in Gödel's Theorem, perhaps?)

    Oh...... and STM definitely needs a chorus of "Happy Habitrails To You"..... 7@=Q

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  35. Lori Dailey25 April 2010 at 03:05

    @ NotBob - I kept picturing a gigantic hamster. I'm not sure which is worse!

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  36. laneylikewhoa25 April 2010 at 04:58

    it sounds like "von" to me.

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  37. Anonymous25 April 2010 at 15:47

    "I love saddling up my hamster." should go on a shirt.

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  38. Snugs7225 April 2010 at 16:33

    Gon, Von, Don, whatever, it's still funny!! ;-)

    Agree with pretty much everyone else, Love the "I loooooooove saddling up my hamster." Toooooo funny!

    Kimmie B.

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  39. HDB26 April 2010 at 11:47

    I love how sleep-talking Adam can actually tell a joke with a punchline. Saddling hamsters, yeehaw!

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  40. noel26 April 2010 at 14:20

    am i the only one who's brain immediately jumped to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI7mTHQ ?

    fab. (:

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  41. Tammy26 April 2010 at 14:22

    "Saddling up my hamster" had me laughing out loud!

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  42. Anonymous26 April 2010 at 16:08

    You truly live in a fantasy world but nonetheless I still see the hidden truth behind your bizarre stories. You said you are going to ride the hamster slow and make it last all day. In real life we all have that desire to prolong the better things in life. We want to live in those moments of joy for as long as possible. We seize rare opportunities of adventure in hopes that the thrill will give us feelings of excitement. Our lives are journeys in search of adventure and happiness.

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  43. Anonymous26 April 2010 at 18:11

    Perhaps it's "darn goudas" and he's looking for his cheese.

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  44. ilovebabyquilts26 April 2010 at 21:59

    wow, that is the creepiest way I've ever heard hamsters talked about.

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  45. Marisa28 April 2010 at 14:55

    this is hysterical! now we just need a drawing of adam riding a hamster.
    and to comment on the comments... where's the prof?

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