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May 13 2010

"You're never too old for lego....Suck my balls, dumbfuck. Building shit is fun."

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"She's been on the phone again. Somebody give me back the last ten minutes of my life. I can't have this as a memory."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 06:15

36 comments:

  1. Ethony*13 May 2010 at 06:25

    LEGO RULES!

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  2. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 06:32

    Oh can we please please please get audio for the Lego one??

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  3. Snugs7213 May 2010 at 07:20

    LMAO!!!! Oh Yes, audio always makes it that much more funny!!!!


    Good Night now :-)

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  4. Rochelle13 May 2010 at 07:54

    My brother will totally agree with the lego one...meanwhile I'm still managing my weeble affliction (Adam's fault)
    xx

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  5. Alison13 May 2010 at 08:15

    I love that last one liner! I have to admit, when my Mum calls me I invariably think much the same thing afterwards...

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  6. KRON13 May 2010 at 09:50

    LMFAO. That lego one is brilliant!

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  7. Rohini13 May 2010 at 10:07

    Omg. I die! LOVE your blog. :)
    Xx

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  8. NotBob13 May 2010 at 12:13

    YAY! Lego rules! :o)

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  9. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 13:17

    ...i was playing lego today
    and now i can't wait to do it again...

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  10. Sparky13 May 2010 at 14:48

    Aahh, I have such happy memories of building shit with lego as a kid. I think I might have to nip up town to get some (it`s gonna be a SPACESHIP)

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  11. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 14:56

    The Lego one is a shirt i would pay good money for.

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  12. VonMalcolm13 May 2010 at 15:12

    'I can't have this as a memory.'

    I love that line!

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  13. daydreamersdaughter13 May 2010 at 15:29

    stressful morning here too--woke up to flooded yard and (lightly flooded) basement--boo hoo for me.

    "I can't have this as a memory" either.

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  14. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 16:07

    i made 2 seriously weird monstrositites th other day from lego
    any excuse not to study lol

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  15. S.M. Carrière13 May 2010 at 16:49

    The first one definitely belongs on an Civil Engineering shirt....

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  16. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 17:06

    I second the sentiment about paying good money for a shirt with the lego comment. Totally need one of those!

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  17. Maggy13 May 2010 at 17:35

    xD I love the lego statement. I've always said you're never too old for lego, yay someone else agrees. Building things ARE fun :D

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  18. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 18:21

    It's okay, Karen, you can upload the audio later. We people can be patient. :)

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  19. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 19:22

    @Karen: "Sorry, guys, it was a sort of stressful morning, and I got distracted."

    Too many phone calls?

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  20. Marilyn B13 May 2010 at 20:55

    @Rochelle, OMG, Weebles are now popping up in conversation for me frequently. Adam rejuvenated my need to think and talk about Weebles.

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  21. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 21:41

    dont worry about it karrin, we all get those kinds of mornings, and adams newest post about lego brought back the best memorys of building shit as a kid

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  22. legofesto13 May 2010 at 22:37

    LEGO is great; gotta get this quote on a T shirt!

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  23. Anonymous13 May 2010 at 22:42

    i wonder if Adam had to deal with an annoying client?

    we're having a lot of grief due to thousands (literally!) of HP laserjets we're putting into classrooms that are losing their network settings (the whole bloody model line!) and teachers calling frantic because their shiny new labs won't print . . . . someone owes me the last three days of my life!

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  24. Anonymous14 May 2010 at 00:28

    If you can manage to get Lego to let you print a T-shirt or mug, I'll buy that one.

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  25. Fortytwo14 May 2010 at 00:36

    The phone... I feel that. Some people you answer the phone to and immediately think, "there goes the next half hour"

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  26. Tamera14 May 2010 at 02:06

    I love these...I LOVE THESE!

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  27. Anonymous14 May 2010 at 03:57

    First part of the Lego one as a shirt, please!!! "I can't have this as a memory" on its own would also make a good shirt. I could have used it when the city workers arrived to resolve the problem of the sewer that backed up into the laundry sink and over the edge yesterday.....

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  28. 2manywhiskers14 May 2010 at 04:05

    "Somebody give me back the last 10 minutes of my life. I can't have this as a memory." CLASSIC!

    And don't worry about no audio, Karen - you give us such fun every day! Skip it when it's stressful. It should be FUN for you too.

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  29. Miss14 May 2010 at 04:55

    I used to get so angry with my mum whenever I saw her stern face and heard the Lego clattering up the vacuum cleaner. Less shit to build with = balls.

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  30. Nickel14 May 2010 at 06:55

    i really really hope that the lego one makes it on to a tshirt. the "building shit is fun part" at the very least. please :)

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  31. Snugs7215 May 2010 at 09:06

    LMAO!!! The audio on the Lego one is absolutely positively hilarious!!!!

    Karen - thank you for posting the audio! It's great!

    Kimmie B

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  32. 2manywhiskers15 May 2010 at 17:58

    Ditto, Kimmie B! Hilarious!!! Thanks, Karen.

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  33. LA/wts16 May 2010 at 01:12

    Hmmm..... sounds more like 'funfuck' to me.

    Oh, and if STM wants a *really* big project to build, he should Lego his Ego....... 7@=Q

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  34. Anonymous17 May 2010 at 04:21

    can... can the lego one be a t-shirt? I think I'd have to buy that one...

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  35. Anonymous23 June 2010 at 19:11

    Lego is awesome, love it... but long time since last time I used it...

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  36. Anonymous17 July 2010 at 16:50

    can you please make the lego one into a tshirt? i know several people it would make a great gift for!

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