Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts. Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
Picture the scene: Living room. 10 pm. I'm on the phone with my Dad. Adam, who has been napping on the sofa next to me, starts chattering away. Adam mumbles "stupid fucking cow", then something about fishsticks. My Dad was lucky enough to hear him say something like, "Get away. Get away, I tell you!" After Dad and I hung up, I bolted to the bedroom for the recorder. Here's what ensued:
"Yeah shut up. I'm gonna stick you in the boot with the other shit that I can't be bothered to deal with, and too embarrassed to take out."
And 'Your blue-sky thinking' needs to go on a motivational poster. Maybe something to add to the shop? Or Adam could go freelance as a motivational speaker!
@Kezz "Imagine waking up everyday to have your other half grilling you on conversations you know nothing about."
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LOVE IT! I can't start my day without listening to his ramblings! I talk too in my sleep and my husband will wake me up asking me what I have said, I sound just like him...dazed, confused, and no idea what I just said! Love it!
Oh please, but the "blue skies" thing on a mug or t-shirt. I really hate when people start blathering on about "blue sky" thinking and this made me nearly spit my morning tea onto the monitor....
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it's a long shot, but i'd like to think he said "munchrugger". like rugmuncher (basically a way of calling someone a lesbian) but reversed. that would be hilarious.
Im so glad oyu have started adding audio of you explaining what Adam says! It is so funny to hear him be all innocent after the hilarious stuff comes out of his mouth.
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Definitely sounded like "mudge fucker" LMAO. Ah, see...the clean mouth didn't last long.
ReplyDeleteAnd why should it...it'd be kinda weird not to hear it! :P
I love the "Nothing makes sense anymore.", that Adam mumbles at the end.
ReplyDeleteLunchfucker?
ReplyDeleteMudgefucker! That's got to go on a t-shirt!
ReplyDeleteAnd 'Your blue-sky thinking' needs to go on a motivational poster. Maybe something to add to the shop? Or Adam could go freelance as a motivational speaker!
"I love the "Nothing makes sense anymore.", that Adam mumbles at the end."
ReplyDeleteMe too! Poor guy sounds a bit overwhelmed. Imagine waking up everyday to have your other half grilling you on conversations you know nothing about.
You were right. The 'no swearing' didn't last :(
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@Kezz "Imagine waking up everyday to have your other half grilling you on conversations you know nothing about."
ReplyDeleteI recently found out that I sometimes sleep talk in Finnish (a non-native language for me). I had gone to bed, while my partner stayed up at the computer. Apparently I mumbled something in my sleep, he asked me to repeat it, and I did. He has no idea what I said because he only speaks English. I'd really love to know what I was talking about.
I reckon it's "Fudgepacker"
ReplyDeletefudgepacker, would make sense - but it doesn't really sound like that
ReplyDeleteHahaha! - I love how Karen sounds so sweet on the reveals... "Did you say budge-fucker?" heeheehee!
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The abrupt randomness of that word, ending with "nothing makes sense" has me in absolute stitches.
ReplyDeleteI find it hilarious that Adam enunciates and speaks clearer in 'sleep mode' than he does when he's just woken up. Sounds like a lost little schoolboy!
the blue sky thinking quote belongs on a motivational poster
ReplyDeleteI like lunchfucker. It evokes a lovely image of Adam molesting a brown paper bag.
ReplyDeleteforget "blue sky thinking" on a motivational poster. (Only people that came to your house would see it.) Put it on a shirt!
ReplyDeletePoor guy! I feel so bad for him because he sounds so confused when he wakes up.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely need the blue sky quote on a shirt. I have a few people I'd like to give it to. ;-)
LOVE IT! I can't start my day without listening to his ramblings! I talk too in my sleep and my husband will wake me up asking me what I have said, I sound just like him...dazed, confused, and no idea what I just said! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI thought it sounded like pudgefucker.
ReplyDeleteOh please, but the "blue skies" thing on a mug or t-shirt. I really hate when people start blathering on about "blue sky" thinking and this made me nearly spit my morning tea onto the monitor....
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ReplyDeletePoor Adam
ReplyDelete"...nothing makes sense!"
i agree that the "nothing makes sense" was up there with the funniest things i've heard on this blog.
ReplyDeleteI truly Laughed Out Loud here!Today's post was amazing.MUDGEFUCKER!(?)And Adam's voice after saying it made it all the more hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'd say he say "Brown Schieger"
ReplyDeleteIt's this liver sausage that my boyfriend eats and he says it just like Adam did.
"Blue Sky thinking" really needs to go on a mug so I can put it on my desk at work. Not so much on a t-shirt, but definately a great mug phrase.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! Seriously will have to integrate the blue-sky thinking quote into my life somehow. That one's classic.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he said munch fucker actually. 'Munch' is often used as a suffix to an elaborate curse, e.g. butt munch, dick munch. I think.
ReplyDeleteI got "bushwhacker!" or possibly "fudgepacker"
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ReplyDeleteWhat was the "I just woke up on Earth" bit? I totally LOLed.
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ReplyDeletePlease, please, please make "Your blue sky thinking is blighted with dark clouds of piss-poor ideas" into a mug!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I secretly harbor a desire to wear the shirt under a reasnable blouse and flash the shirt when provoked. .oO(bad me - no cookies)
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ReplyDeleteHe yelled "braunschweiger" (pronounced Brun-shwa-(wa as in water)-gur. It's liverwurst.
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