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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


May 29 2010

"Would you do me the honour of fucking off to the other side of the world, and staying there for the rest of your miserable life? Thank you!"

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Karen's notes: No sleep talking last night because... no sleep! Poor Adam. His son is sick this weekend, so he slept with Adam in case he had a tough night, and I slept with my step-daughter. Not only was the recorder filled with hours of raucous snoring, but it turns out that his son is a duvet ninja! He can swipe that cover away faster than a hummingbird's wings. And, on top of being bombarded with the adenoidal cacophony, and being fully exposed to the cold night air, Adam also got punched in the back a few times.

Thank god his daughter sleeps like the dead. we'll stick them back together tonight. How else will the rest of us stay entertained?


  1. Awww, poor guys....hope Adams son gets well soon.

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  3. If I may be blunt...screw our entertainment, 'son's' health is more important.

    Please don't put them back together otherwise 'daughter' might get sick too :-(
    Do you have an extra blanket for Adam's use?

    Hope 'son' gets well soon!!!

  4. Snugs72 - not to worry, they've just spent the last week of him being sick together at their mother's. If she is going to get whatever it is, it's too late to stop it now.

    As for an extra blanket, he DID. His son woke up at one point in the middle of the night and asked to have the blanket instead of the duvet. Adam swapped with him, and he fell back to sleep. Within 10 minutes, he had swiped the duvet again, so that he had BOTH. -Karen

  5. Aww poor kid hope he's better soon and you 2 don't get it! We've got something icky going around here too... my little guy talks in his sleep occasionally and talks more when he's unsettled. My husband told me he heard "I've got 2 balls, isn't that nice?" the other night in between coughing. Love the nightly games of "musical beds" when you have sick little people!
    Take care and hope you both get some rest.

  6. I am glad for the little guy's sake there was no explicit sleep talking man comments. I don't know how you could possibly explain to a little person half the horrible things sleep talking man says!

  7. sorry to hear his son is sick! :( Hoping tonight all sleep well. :)

  8. Hope the poor kid feels better soon. Imagine Adam falling asleep on the job and saying dirty things that woke up his son!

  9. i am overjoyed that my subconcious was more than aware as to the company i was keeping in bed last night. he is feeling much better after geting a good nights rest. i, on the other habd, hardly slept a wink with all his snatching of duvet, throwing himself around as if he was in some WWF contest and snoring. oh karen, i know how you feel. i am SOOOOO sorry. - adam

  10. Sounds like your son was dreaming out some of the scenarios that STM encounters! I hope everyone is feeling better and well-rested soon.

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