"Pottery's fun. Slimy. And not just for girls!"
"I love you. No, sorry, I missed some words out. I love it when the world shits on you. Yeah. That's the full sentence."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: Poor Adam has a terrible cold/flu. Sick = no sleep = no sleep talking. I hope he gets better soon. He has a responsibility to amuse us!
These are from the stockpile. That second one I've been waiting to share for a long time. It's from our honeymoon. Nice, right?
Added later: Some people, after reading that last one, have expressed concern for my feelings. Don't worry, everyone! Adam and I are very secure in our feelings for each other, and I don't ever worry that his subconscious self is talking to me.
Stay classy STM!
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ReplyDeleteLMAO! That is too funny! Although, too bad it was said on the honeymoon :-(
Hope you get better soon Adam!
He's a charmer that one Karen. A keeper.
ReplyDeleteGet better soon Adam. P.S. It's your fault I just bought a whole vintage weeble family.
xx
Man Flu is real - no laughing!
ReplyDeleteGet better soon STM!
I always have bizarre dreams after taking certain cough/cold medicines. I don't know what medicines are available in the UK, but this could be the ideal opportunity to find out what effect they have on Adam's sleep talking.
ReplyDeleteGet well soon, Adam!
The second one wasn't funny. I can't imagine to be in your situation there.
ReplyDeleteWell, there is a problem, because your page loads slowly. I think it's Adam's flue transmitted to your computer and then to your blog ;) hope both get well soon. Take care.
Get well soon!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'd ever see myself saying that to any other person who says such mean things, but Adam you are just too funny!
Did it freak you out the first time heard him talk in his sleep or is that something he warned you about in advanced?
ReplyDeleteSebastian Svenson - The second one was the best one!
ReplyDeleteKristin - He only started talking in his sleep after we had been together for a while! Neither his parents, nor his ex-wife ever heard him talk in his sleep. There is an ex-girlfriend (now friend) who says he talked a bit while they were at university. -Karen
ReplyDeleteThe second will make a great card !! :D
ReplyDeleteI look forward to getting on this site everyday, I too talk in my sleep. Although, nothing near as amusing or even understandable as this! Whenever I am having a bad day, I get on here and read or listen to what he says and it just makes me laugh! I love it! I do love the 2nd one! thats too funny. Thanks! - Marsha
ReplyDeleteIf only a shirt could be made with a velcro patch and changeable sayings! So much of what STM says could apply to various occurences throughout the days. And we couldn't get in trouble for "saying" those things, since we didn't... Right? ;P
ReplyDeleteChicken soup for Adam... pronto!
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon =D
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ReplyDeleteLOL Oh that second quote from the honeymoon is PRICELESS! T-shirt worthy I think...so wish I could let myself splurge and get a T-shirt...*sigh* :)
ReplyDeleteOMG...Adam, your subconcious is a genius!
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I love the second one!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's so outlandish, you can't help but laugh (or roll your eyes)
lmfao! im gonna use the second one later on today =)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous at 1436: I second that. T-shirts with Velcro and a few dozen attachable sayings should be available.
ReplyDeleteWhen ever I think of pottery, I think of that scene in the movie Ghost. lol!
ReplyDeleteAs has happened before, my biggest laugh today was from a Karen-comment:
ReplyDelete"That second one I've been waiting to share for a long time. It's from our honeymoon."
T: Yeah, that funky stuff! Hope you are feeling better soon, Adam. :) Hello, Prof Z.
Awwwww, Adam! Join the ranks of the sick. [points to myself] Maybe mine is just allergies? But the asthma that comes along with it stinks.
ReplyDeleteLet's ask Karen to make us some chicken soup and in the meantime, Adam, tell STM to quit slacking off! The world doesn't stop just because we're sick! :D
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The velcro idea would be awesome!! . . .anyways. I LOVE the second one!
ReplyDeletehi 5's fanakins...do hope sleep-n-wake Adams' high temp---gets better, down a notch too,
ReplyDelete...in soontime, does call for a round of
chickens to feather the blows of those woes,
bed and rested yesterday
will make for a today to.a.wakey.wakey, a spoonful of ' IT ' to feel better intune ala tomorrow and after that,
ala.lalalala...
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Hi guys,
ReplyDeleteI was lucky enough to find your site last week, and I love it! No, I've missed some words out. I love reading and sharing and laughing with and looking forward to the next installment of it. That's the sentence!
Really, I'm so impressed with STM. I lose track of where my sentences are going when I'm awake, and he always gets these full, complex thoughts out. Even if he's kind of a jerk, he's a really brilliant one.
Thank you both for sharing this.
omg! i love the second one! i am sooo gonna use that on someone! i sleep talk too, but i don't record it.
ReplyDeleteOMG! my husband wants the "i love you" shirt. He is one of those who has to suck it up and smile to everyone at work and sayings like these are just how he feels behind the smile.
ReplyDeleteThat second one made my day :D
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