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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


June 11 2010

"He's the king of clowns. You can tell by the nose. (whisper) It's always by the nose."

 or click here (the whisper got too quiet for the recorder)
"Stop throwing mangoes. You're going to take somebody's eye out, or worse!"
 or click here

Karen's notes: I tried all the tricks this morning (shaking the bed, humming, stroking Adam's back), but he was determined to stay in his deep sleep. So, these are from the nestegg.

The first one was quite recent, but that second one was from our honeymoon, which perhaps explains the appearance of mangoes.


  1. What would be worse than taking someone's eye out that you could do with a thrown mango?

  2. I've been hit in the face with a mango actually... but it was too large to get into my eye. Which was lucky, the shiner I had would not bode well for eye safety.

    Oh, and it was thrown by a monkey.

    Yeah, I'm not going to explain that. I'll just say "don't taunt monkeys" and leave it at that.

  3. See!! I KNEW it was all about the nose! Those darn's ALWAYS the nose!

  4. This blog starts my day with laughter. The mango reference brought back memories of when I worked in a Mango packing house in the late 70's during college. The thrown mangos were those too ripe or rotten to sell. Nasty things when they hit and EXPLODE. Mango goo was a pain to clean up, and the smell, oh my.

  5. Been following this blog for a while, and I am always amazed by the obscene poetry sleeping Adam comes up with! Really great stuff. My boyfriend talks in his sleep, too, but not nearly as creatively or profanely. Last night he said something about "it's just a push cart; it's all downhill from here to home anyway." He remembers dreaming that he was riding a scooter whose motor wasn't working, and got pulled over, and that was the explanation he offered to the cop. "I could tell she didn't believe me," he told me.

    Then later in the night he said, apropos of nothing, "four-twenty!"


    And once he answered his work phone, just as loud and clear as day. Christ on a bike, that startled me. ;) (Best Adamism ever, btw, and my favorite post so far.)

  6. LMAO...always the nose and here I thought it was the big shoes...silly me!

    I knew those Mangoes had to be dangerous!

  7. "Or worse" indeed. It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle!

  8. Wondering if the clowns were throwing mangoes? It's all fun and games until the head clown loses a nose to a mango!

  9. just lol - that's all I've got to say - dvmfly, you are so funny also!

  10. Well, as all Bozos know,
    "When you put on the nose - it grows!"

    (Hmm - I think we're all Bozos on this blog......) 7@=Q

  11. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer12 June 2010 at 05:52

    It's mangomania, one shot to the eye for clownin'around abouts now, bozofeverbieber, a class clown, mango pie, face it; it's all mush in the crush, wishuwerethere?...redfaced, readnosed, too nosyrosy to tell, and orange you glad i amissed and dissed...
    headsup! that's one eye to glass over, squish,squash,'twas only a dream, ok, wierd - twisted, smashed;
    ...gotta crash, me-i-hurts :0)

  12. first one should go on a shirt except it would be awesome if it said [i'm the king of the clowns]...teehee it would be GREAT!!!

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