"Mmmm. Hot dang! You look hot! And when I say hot, I mean... shite. Steamy, wet, stinky shite."
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Karen's notes: When Adam heard this, he said, "When have I EVER, in my LIFE, used the phrase 'hot dang'!?" Yeah, not exactly the Queen's English, is it?
I think Adam is reverting to past lives in his dreams. He might be on his 200th life by now... looking at all the alter ego's he appears to have!
ReplyDeleteHot dang! I think he's channeling a cowboy ex-boyfriend of mine...
ReplyDeleteThis blog would make an amazing app for iPhone or blackberry! Or a quote a day calender :) keep up the good work guys :)
ReplyDeleteThe obvious answer of course, would have been "last night." :D
ReplyDeleteI love the "Quote of the day" calender idea... i already use most of STM's quotes thru out the day to make me smile and laugh.... Thanks guys you always brighten my day even when its a bad one :D
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That really is a great idea, having a "Quote of the day" calender! I wouldn't have to shop anywhere else for Christmas gifts!
ReplyDeleteDid he start slepp talking more after he met you?
ReplyDeleteIs he channelling some sort of Stateside past life?
hi ron, all your questions can be answered in the FAQ page - adam
ReplyDeleteOh my God. I had to read the part about shite when I was having breakfast at my desk. I have to be more careful . . .
ReplyDeleteHe had me going there, thought he would actually let a compliment slip past his lips.
ReplyDeleteI would totally buy a quote of the day calendar.
ReplyDelete"Hot dang" sounds more Utah Mormon.
ReplyDeleteLol this is gold. I just discovered this blog, and spent the better part of the day going through it all and now have very sore sides from laughing. I too have a sleep talking partner so I can relate to it, and going through all these has reminded me of the many gems my SO has spouted during the night. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteHow many "Utah Mormons" read this blog?
ReplyDeleteI thought I would be the only one!
I've told many of my non-Utah Mormon friends about it. The blog seems to go over better with the out-of-staters than it does the in-staters!
"Hot Dang" sounds more Southern US to me...Maybe STM is channeling Blanche Devereux of "The Golden Girls".
ReplyDeleteLoving the calendar idea...I'm with Karen M... One stop Christmas shop!
ReplyDeleteso many inspired insults... when adam racks up enough of em he should publish a book of insults as a self help book
ReplyDeleteself-help...stm style!
ReplyDeleteWith Adam asking, "When have I EVER, in my LIFE, used the phrase 'hot dang'!?", of course begs the question, have you Karen?
ReplyDeleteHot dang, is it? I have no words for this! I... Just.... No! Nothing works! I have a vision in my mind that's... I just... SHIT!
ReplyDeleteIn my mind is British Red Coat soldier from the 1800s, waving an American Confederate battle flag, while eating a fried turkey leg from a French rapier, and riding a Harley Davidson motorcycle!
This vision scares the living hell out of me, and I will be looking for something to make it go away! Thank you very much!
Can someone tell me if they use black text on the white or light blue shirts? It doesn't make sense to use white but that is what the preview shows.
ReplyDeleteI love this blog. Really is fantastic. I sleep talk apparently >.> and so I find this really interesting.
ReplyDeleteRandom suggestion: you should get one of those voice-activated dictaphones... leave it next to his bed and done. Anything you miss will still come up on tape :p
What a stuff of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious knowledge on the topic of unexpected feelings.
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