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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Aug 17 2010

"Don't! I've warned you before, and I won't say it again. Never come between a man and his nipple electronicafier."

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"All I want out of life is ice cream and cuddles. Is it too much to ask? Is it?"
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Karen's notes: If anyone has a better idea of what Adam is saying at the end of that first one, please, let me know.

As for the second one-- oh, isn't he adorable?!


32 comments:

  1. I think your pretty spot on with "nipple electronicafire" whatever that shall be lol

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  2. Hmm, just wondering if that should be an electronic(k)ifier - some sort of STM battery-powered device to deliver a dose of current to his nerps. Have no idea why I'm thinking these thoughts, and I'm awake!! Kazzy

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  3. That's was it sounds like to me. Couldn't think of a response to that. Lol.

    The second is just precious.

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  4. "nipple electronicifier" reminds me of one episode of "Red dwarf" where robot Kryten became a human and one of his first reactions were:"my nipples doesn't work". He couldn't pick radio FM anymore:)

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  5. Plus one for "nipple electronicifier".

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  6. yup, I hear electronic(k)ifier too! which by the way is hilarious!!!

    Love the whiny 2nd one Awwwwwwwwww! lol.

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  7. Please put the second on a mug or t-shirt! That's so wonderful. STM understands me so well. :)

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  8. Yeah, the second one would make an awesome t-shirt/mug/whatever :P

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  9. I would buy the second one on a tshirt definitely

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  10. I hear electronicifier!!! Not so sure I want to know what exactly that is though LOL

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  11. The first one has me completely flummoxed, and yes Anonymous I too thought of Kryton.

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  12. It sounds like "nickel" rather than "nipple" to me, which sort of makes sense. The word "nickel" in that sort of usage has a sort of derogatory connotation.

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  13. I actually heard electronificator. lol Not sure if that makes any more sense but oh well.

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  14. I would like to see "All I want out of life is ice cream and cuddles. Is it too much to ask? Is it?" in the store please

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  15. Ice cream and cuddles MUST be on a shirt. It MUST. His voice was adorable, he sounds like he's being deprived. XD

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  16. The second one summarizes my childhood.

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  17. Maybe STM is into some light S-n-M, what with his nipple electonicafier and such.

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  18. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer17 August 2010 at 15:54

    a sensation of being pleasantly fired up, with his toy pacifrier...boosted to levels off the grid...never say never, having been sternly warned to a don't than a do. Must be a personal thing a majig akin to 14:59, noted STM! ;P

    sooo, ice cream, kuddles for honoring his request, how sweet he is,
    when we don't X him - to have his way.
    Life's a beach,tooo much info.

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  19. Perhaps its Nipple Electronica Fire? Not that that makes that much more sense...

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  20. The nipple electronicafier might be the socket for the charger.
    Yes, I have thought about this.

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  21. You have got to hear this song...It seems STM is watching Youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-ob6JmYUM&feature=related

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  22. STM: that's all I want out of life too :)

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  23. Nipple electonificier? I don't know what that is, and I should NEVER want to get between it and its owner!

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  24. Ice cream and cuddles is at the heart of a supernova of need to be in the store; shirt at the very least, although I'd be more likely to buy a mug or mouse pad, (now that I can finally almost afford to again.)

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  25. Yeah I hear Nickel, not Nipple for the first one. And yes, the second one is so sweet!

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  26. 4 the ice cream and cuddles one you should have as a baby clothes one

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  27. I think he said nickle, not nipple.

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  28. PLEEEEAAASSEEE!!! Put this in the shops XD

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  29. Ice lotion and hugs MUST be on a clothing. It MUST. His speech was lovely, he appears to be like he's being limited.
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    FFXIV Gil

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  30. Mất ngủ là bệnh phổ biến hiện nay và bất cứ ai cũng có thể mắc phải và những bà bầu cũng không thoát khỏi cảnh bị bệnh mất ngủ . mất ngủ có ảnh hưởng đến thai nhi không là câu hỏi được nhiều người hỏi. Vậy nguyên nhân mất ngủ khi mang thaihay buồn ngủ là bệnh gì. Vậy có cách chữa bệnh mất ngủ hiệu quả nhất , cách trị chứng mất ngủ hiệu quả và an toàn nhất . Cùng đi tìm hiểu nhé.

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  31. Ouch............!!! nipple electronicafier.

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