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Nov 22 2010

"I curse you with my words! Taste the venom in my spittle!"

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"Oh, I hope it fucking pisses down on you. I am the weather man. I AM THE WEATHER MAN!"
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Karen's notes: A UKism, "pisses down" = "rains rather hard"

Merch update: Loads of new stuff in the shops. "Noodle soup" is on aprons; "I'm so cute" is on mugs and babywear, and I salute anyone who has the balls to put their baby in it; "Three steps to happiness" is on absolutely everything.

Don't forget about the order-5-pay-for-4 promo (hard to forget with that huge graphic to the right). If there is a quote in the shop that you want on a different product, email me with your request.


23 comments:

  1. lol not a weatherman I want to be listening to!!!

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  2. Also heard often on the west coast of Canada...but then we're like the Inuit, we have hundreds of terms for rain it seems.

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  3. My first visit to the blog and I am confused and delighted in equal measures. The man is clearly beautifully mad and I look forward to lots more. Going to go back through all the archives now....

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  4. Hey Karen~ Welcome back to North American (LOL). What state will you be spending T-Day in? Hope your feeling okay with the time difference and all. Unless coming is not the problem and going home is when you feel like shit. Thanks for keeping STM going while you are away. Have a great holiday.

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  5. Oh boy oh boy! I always get a good chuckle from these posts! I AM THE WEATHER MAN! hahaha, that's a great one!

    A coffee-table book would be so fun :)

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  6. gee sounds like he's gone mad with power on the Weather man one xD "I AM THE WEATHER MAN!" rofl either that or hes created a new supervillan

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  7. The first one is quite Monty Python-esque. And for the second one I'm picturing Al Roker yelling "I AM THE WEATHER MAN." For those of you who don't live in the US, Al Roker is the weather man on NBC's "Today Show."

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  8. Love both of these; especially the first one :-)

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  9. The WEATHER MAN, eh? I wonder if that gig comes with a cape?

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  10. Oh, I love the first one! :D "I curse you with my words! Taste the venom in my spittle!" *giggle*

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  11. I love that your translation uses the word "rather"

    ie:
    I hope it rains rather hard down on you!

    pisses is when the clouds just empty, piddling down is those big fat drops that are far apart, and sprinkling is little sprinkles.

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  12. Taste the venom in my spittle - Ouch - Ouch!!!

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