"Oh, thank you for inviting me to dinner. I would rather drink the contents of a week-old enema. Maybe we'll have coffee."
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Ok, that bit of charm was from the nest-egg, as there was no actual sleep-talking last night. But, this was how Adam woke up this morning:
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| ADAM: | LEECHES! (slapping at his chest) Oh, it's Molly. Paw. |
| KAREN: | Molly's paw feels nothing like a leech. |
| ADAM: | She's scratching on my chest. |
| KAREN: | Oh, Molly, don't scratch Daddy's chest. |
| ADAM: | My back is killing me. |
| KAREN: | Uh-oh. |
| ADAM: | I've gotta be really careful. So, there will be no Time Warp for me this new year. I have to Time Warp at least once a decade. |
| KAREN: | Hey, we're going from 2010 to 2011! |
| ADAM: | This was the naughties, so what's the next decade then? |
| KAREN: | The naughties?! I've never heard that! I missed ten whole years of being able to say that? |
| ADAM: | No, we call it the naughties here. |
| KAREN: | But I missed being able to say it. |
| ADAM: | Oh I'm sorry, Baby. So then what are we gonna call the next decade, is it the teenies? |
| KAREN: | Yeah!! |
I think it's spelled noughties, derived from "nought", which means zero. Naughties sounds like more fun, though.
ReplyDeletecan take it as a compliment, it's not as bad as sucking the contents of an eight week old elephant enema with a straw... over and over again, because it's inevitable to throw up. I mean come on, STM is getting nicer and nicer every day!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI can't believe i've had ten years of missing out on saying "naughties".... I feel like i've failed at life somehow, Teenies just NOT the same...
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Surely it's "Onesies" next.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 16:09 warbled, "Surely it's 'Onesies' next."
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Technically, we're not going into a new decade now. The "noughties" were from 2000 until the end of 2009 (the "nought" in "noughties" refers to the "nought" in '09). Sorry to ruin the fun.
ReplyDeleteJust read+heard the whole thing top to bottom. From a fellow (however thankfully unpublished) STM in Portugal I must say: I'm definetly a fan!! While also jealous you found a woman who you can laugh about the whole thing with!
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No Time Warp?
ReplyDeleteBut - it's just a jump to the left........ 7@=Q
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at nosh, 2010 was part of the naughties, a decade goes 2001 to 2010, there will a cenus in 2011 like in 2001, 1991 etc which always happens at the start of the decade.
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