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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jan 30 2011

"(in affected posh voice) One must always have a green bean coffee roaster. (back to regular voice) I mean, seriously. What a fucking douche."

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Karen's notes: Adam wishes to make it perfectly clear that he is NOT talking about his brother. He's sure that lots of people out there are into green bean coffee roasters, and that some of them are, in fact, douches.

* Today's post was pre-scheduled. We're off on holiday!


  1. ask your brother where i can get me one of those, k? ;)

  2. the connection between doucheness and green bean is way too deep for an average person to comprehend. tragical!

  3. Ohhhhh, "green beans" must be raw coffee beans! When I think "green beans," I think of these:

    So, this quote was VERY confusing for a moment, as I tried to figure out why one would try to roast green beans and make a drink out of them!

  4. I asumed the same thing as Cara, making me think STM was sprouting nonsense as usual. I was therefore very confused when Karen said that many people have green bean coffee roasters.

  5. I'd love a green bean coffee roaster. So if A equals B and B equals C....uhoh. (Then again, I'm also a vegetarian and we know how STM feels about that. ;)

  6. So glad you guys explained the green beans to me. I'm an American... so I thought the same thing as Cara and Anon #2.

  7. Not "to me"... but you guys get it. :)

  8. Awwww!!! We coffee snobs have taken a hit!! *sigh* Now, if only I could stop laughing and be offended :D

  9. I love my green bean coffee roaster. Her name is Moon, and her store smells especially wonderful every Thursday and Friday.

    But I'm pretty sure that's not what STM meant, so coffee snob, yes, but I hope I'm still not a douche :)

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