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Feb 8 2011

"Okay, enough already. I'll poke you in the eye. Don't go crying and being a pussy about it afterwards."

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* Today's post was pre-scheduled. We're off on holiday!


  1. Haha, STM's just helping someone out...

  2. A couple of years ago we were talking to this annoying man after church. Afterwards I commented to my family that I really wanted to poke him in the eye and end that conversation. STM is my kind of guy!

  3. How nice - the first commenter is stepping right up and giving STM a reason to poke him in the eye!

  4. Wow, what's up with that first commenter? Evidently he is trying to promote some views to his blog by using this one.
    There is nothing wrong with American women whoever you are - maybe there is just something wrong with YOU!

    I love this one STM! You need to poke THIS GUY'S eye out and make him cry!

  5. "In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc." That sentence pretty well describes a good percentage of American men, though, as well...

    Let's see some eye-poking.

  6. Hah hah hah! Susan, you are now my hero.

  7. bigger and better8 February 2011 at 15:15

    Gotta agree that the very first comment gives us something to poke at, especially since he'd delete anything negative you said directly on his website. Why waste your time on someone overcompensating for small parts.

  8. Poster number 1 reminds me of my vacation in Puerto Rico. My husband and I got into the hot tub, wherein two overweight balding middle-aged men proceeded to discuss women, pre-nups, women's tendency to become fat and get older... Mind you, I am the type of woman they would want to attract. I said to my husband, "I'm going some place less stupid now." For the rest of the day, they sheepishly avoided my eyes. And the women at the resort avoided them.

  9. Apparently the "Boycott Women" guy has been making the rounds and posting comments on tons of blogs out there...

    And he definitely deserves a solid poke to the eye...

  10. It's kind of hilarious he thinks he's going to win people over by posting his little rant on the blog of an American woman married to a foreign man.

    And by hilarious, I mean pathetic.

    And by pathetic, I mean so stupid he might actually gain a few IQ points from the swelling if you hit him in the head with a hammer.

  11. Ironically enough, here in Israel we have some of commenter one's clones. The rant is the same - word for word, just switch "American" for "Israeli". I wonder who are those sought after "foreign women" then. Something tells me they currently reside in some foreign, poor, third world countries. Enough said.

  12. I concur: a poke in the eye is far too lenient for this bozo.....

    May I suggest a molten lead suppository? 7X=Q

  13. Lmfao! Adam, tis a very generous offer!

    1st poster is obviously butt hurt over being cheated on hahaha