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Mar 22 2011

"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. But if you're not my mother, you can leave a message. Beeeep."

 or click here
"See? Even blobfish thinks you're a fucked-up shite-bag."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: This is STM talking about his own mother, Sandy, not you! She was probably an awful woman. Adam loves you!

And this is a blobfish:



Check out that expression of disapproval. I feel so judged.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:30

26 comments:

  1. Madieta22 March 2011 at 08:34

    Oh yes, I will record that message in my voicemail!

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  2. Grey Wolf22 March 2011 at 08:37

    Okay, that is creepy suddenly seeing my name pop up on here haha
    My name's not Blobfish, it's Sandy.
    I realize you won't have been talking about me though.
    Still a creepy coinkedink

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  3. The fearless threader22 March 2011 at 10:30

    That has to be the ugliest fish I've ever seen. I'm off to have nightmares now about blobfish.

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  4. Koneko-chan22 March 2011 at 12:14

    I agree with Fearless... that is one mother F*ing ugly fish.... And i've seen some ugly fish in my time...

    And i totally want that first quote as a voicemail XD

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  5. Anonymous22 March 2011 at 12:56

    http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/02/02/ziggy-blobfish/

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  6. Anonymous22 March 2011 at 13:01

    That fish will give me nightmares and make me talk in my sleep!

    Oh wait..., that's been covered.

    Un-see! Un-see! Un-see!

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  7. Jen22 March 2011 at 13:54

    Omg is that thing real?????

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  8. Karen Slavick-Lennard22 March 2011 at 13:59

    What's wrong with all of you? I LOVE the blobfish! -Karen

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  9. Marilyn B22 March 2011 at 15:10

    I'm with Karen. Blobfish looks rather unassuming to me.

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  10. Anonymous22 March 2011 at 16:00

    I dunno, Karen, if it wasn't for the wart on his Jimmy Durante nose or that white, um, stuff drooling out the corner of his mouth...
    Love the answering machine message!

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  11. MsM22 March 2011 at 16:32

    My mother never even had my phone number. My excuse was that I couldn't afford a phone. I emailed her.

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  12. MsM22 March 2011 at 16:38

    Poor blobfish has reason to look so pitiful. It is in danger of going extinct because of Australian Deep Sea trawlers that drag the life off the sea floor indiscriminately. Blobfish are not edible.

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  13. A.W. McQueen22 March 2011 at 16:51

    OMG this is the funniest shite I have ever seen, keep it coming!

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  14. Anonymous22 March 2011 at 18:22

    Where is Stoney???

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  15. LA/wts22 March 2011 at 20:50

    Mr. Blobfisn would like to have a word with you about your account balance....... 7@=Q

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  16. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 09:14

    I'm sure Sandy feels much more comfortable having "Sybil" in her son's unconscious than repressed hostility.

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  17. Wavey23 March 2011 at 22:16

    The blobfish is a weird fish, it has no skeleton pretty much what so ever and is damn near sesswile

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  18. Wavey23 March 2011 at 22:16

    *sessile

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  19. Anonymous25 March 2011 at 22:05

    the blobfish is a creepy looking fish...i don't want to see one in person.

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  20. Kelley Wood-Davis26 March 2011 at 17:00

    Lol, that first one would be perfect for my husband and his brother!

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  21. 4D Ultrasounds28 March 2011 at 08:19

    always blessed dear

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