"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. But if you're not my mother, you can leave a message. Beeeep."
or click here"See? Even blobfish thinks you're a fucked-up shite-bag."
or click here__________
Karen's notes: This is STM talking about his own mother, Sandy, not you! She was probably an awful woman. Adam loves you!
And this is a blobfish:
Check out that expression of disapproval. I feel so judged.
Oh yes, I will record that message in my voicemail!
ReplyDeleteOkay, that is creepy suddenly seeing my name pop up on here haha
ReplyDeleteMy name's not Blobfish, it's Sandy.
I realize you won't have been talking about me though.
Still a creepy coinkedink
That has to be the ugliest fish I've ever seen. I'm off to have nightmares now about blobfish.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Fearless... that is one mother F*ing ugly fish.... And i've seen some ugly fish in my time...
ReplyDeleteAnd i totally want that first quote as a voicemail XD
http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/02/02/ziggy-blobfish/
ReplyDeleteThat fish will give me nightmares and make me talk in my sleep!
ReplyDeleteOh wait..., that's been covered.
Un-see! Un-see! Un-see!
Omg is that thing real?????
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with all of you? I LOVE the blobfish! -Karen
ReplyDeleteI'm with Karen. Blobfish looks rather unassuming to me.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, Karen, if it wasn't for the wart on his Jimmy Durante nose or that white, um, stuff drooling out the corner of his mouth...
ReplyDeleteLove the answering machine message!
My mother never even had my phone number. My excuse was that I couldn't afford a phone. I emailed her.
ReplyDeletePoor blobfish has reason to look so pitiful. It is in danger of going extinct because of Australian Deep Sea trawlers that drag the life off the sea floor indiscriminately. Blobfish are not edible.
ReplyDeleteOMG this is the funniest shite I have ever seen, keep it coming!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Stoney???
ReplyDeleteMr. Blobfisn would like to have a word with you about your account balance....... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Sandy feels much more comfortable having "Sybil" in her son's unconscious than repressed hostility.
ReplyDeleteThe blobfish is a weird fish, it has no skeleton pretty much what so ever and is damn near sesswile
ReplyDelete*sessile
ReplyDeletethe blobfish is a creepy looking fish...i don't want to see one in person.
ReplyDeleteLol, that first one would be perfect for my husband and his brother!
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