Mar 8 2011

"Tea for two. You can fuck off, 'cause you're three, and three's not invited. You rectal intrusion."

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With that pouty little tone, he sounds like an obnoxious little girl hosting a tea-party for her teddy bears.

And here is our wake-up, in which Adam is uncharacteristically suspicious of me!

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Transcript below.

Adam also tells me that he had a dream that he was Charlie Sheen's assistant, but that he could only do it as STM, because that's the only way that Charlie could understand him.

STM:	What are you doing to my hand? FUCK OFF!
ADAM:	What are you doing to my hand?
KAREN:	Nothing.
ADAM:	(suspiciously) What were you doing to my hand?
KAREN:	I was lying here.
ADAM:	(accusingly) You were trapping my hand to get me to speak?
KAREN:	Adam!
ADAM:	What were you doing to my hand?!
KAREN:	You had put your hand under my head so—
ADAM:	(disbelievingly) Oh, is that what happens? I actually managed to get my hand under your head?
KAREN:	Adam, I was lying here.
ADAM:	Yes, doing what?
KAREN:	Lying here.
ADAM:	Doing what, exactly?
KAREN:	... Lying here.
ADAM:	Seriously, what were you doing to my hand? It was stuck.
KAREN:	I don't know, baby. I don't really know how it got up there. You rolled over just a minute ago.
ADAM:	But it was under something. I couldn't move it.
KAREN:	I don't know.
ADAM:	You sure you weren't holding it?
KAREN:	Look at me! This is one arm. See this? (waves arm up and down under the cover)
ADAM:	Oh, it's floppy!
KAREN:	Well, it's all the way—
ADAM:	Oh floppy!
KAREN:	It's all the way under the covers—
ADAM:	It's like a penguin.
KAREN:	You can see that it's pinned down. You can see this other one's just sitting here.
ADAM:	Ok. You're not evil then.