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Apr 20 2011

"It'll suck to be a moose. You just can't play Pong."

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And the reveal!

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For those who spent the late 70's - early 80's in a cave (or as a mere twinkle in their parents' eyes), Pong was, like, the first video game most of us ever saw! Ah, the memories....

KAREN: You said something like, "I don't wanna be a moose. You can't play pong."
ADAM: Maybe with their antlers they could.
KAREN: Yeah. They could even play pong against themselves, between their two antlers.
KAREN: Solitaire pong.
ADAM: No, it's a bit boring, 'cause they can't watch it, though.
KAREN: (getting sleepy) Mmm.
ADAM: It'd make them go dizzy, and give them eye strain.
KAREN: Mmmm.
ADAM: It could be like a mating ritual between two moose. I take it it is "moose" not "mice".
KAREN: (more sleepy) Mm-hmm
ADAM: Or meese.
ADAM: Like geese and goose.
KAREN: (totally sleepy) Mmmm.
ADAM: Moose and meese.
KAREN: Mmmmm.
ADAM: I wonder why. Why does that one break the rules?
KAREN: Mmm-hmmm.
ADAM: You're not even listening.
KAREN: Mmmmmm.
ADAM: It's ok, I'm used to it. Sleep Talkin' Man is used to it, as well.
KAREN: Mmm. Mmm.
ADAM: The world listens. My wife doesn't.
KAREN: Mmmm.


  1.! "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

  2. It breaks the rules because English is lazy and silly!

  3. I was soooooooo thinking that would be a great shirt for the men out there too!

    "The world listens. My wife doesn't"

    Even as a female, I think that's great! lol.

  4. "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

    This has to be on a T-Shirt and coffee mug :)

  5. I agree there should be some "The World Listens. My Wife Doesn't." merch. I'm getting married next month and would love to get the fiance a t-shirt!

  6. KARENNNNNNNN?!!!!!!!!

  7. father's day gift idea!!!!!!!

  8. The STM quote needs to be on a tshirt as well!

  9. It's the "Awake-Talkin' Man" that has the quote of the year! "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

  10. Omg. "the world listens. My wife doesn't" has to be one of the best quotes ever. t-shirt is needed!

  11. Awwwwwwwwwwwww, I'm so sorry Adam! Karen doesn't mean it, I swear! <3

  12. Oh man, THAT should be a shirt "The world listens, my wife doesn't"

  13. I agree with the t-shirt thing! (PS, it's Luna :D)

  14. I agree that should be a t-shirt for every husband, you can even do one about girlfriends not listening.
    Adam - did you just realize that morning that she doesn't listen to you, unless your yelling something like monkey snot?

  15. dawn in madison, wisconsin26 April 2011 at 07:30

    i love t-shirt #1. how about this for a t-shirt #2?

    "Like geese and goose. Moose and meese. I wonder why. Why does that one break the rules?"

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