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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


June 17 2011

"(video game sounds) PEW! PEW! PEW! I'm deflecting your babbling whining with my happiness shield. PEW!"

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"That's a HUGE one! Wow! Very very very big. Where're you gonna put it? Woooooh."
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Karen's notes: These are from the nest-egg. I suppose STM kept quiet last night because he was lonely. I'm in the US, you see, and Adam's back in London. When we're separated, Adam has to record himself and then send me the audio file. I pop it open in the morning, never knowing what I'm going to find. Well, let's just hope STM comes back out of his shell tomorrow.


  1. The second comment should really be put on a pair of mens boxers. Would be a great gift for a lot of guys =)

  2. The first one makes me incredibly happy. You could, in fact, say that it recharged MY happiness shield!

  3. Oh of course we have the first comment with a penis reference by someone with their mind in the gutter! How very, VERY naughty!

    Would you speak to your father in such a way, and perhaps purchase these boxer shorts for him to wear?

    Would you suffer your father to wrap his root in such rudeness, and go about in public, so attired?

    Would he latch his log in these linens, and go forth to startle the good people of wherever it is that he's at?


    He would?!!!

    Dad's a crusty old fuck, ain't he!

  4. The first one's a modified version of a quote from "Better off Ted!" :)

  5. I love the little laugh at the end of the first one. It's adorable.

  6. I love the happiness shield! :)

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