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July 19 2011

"Leave my gnomes alone. They're MY gnomes, living in MY house, doing MY gardening, and they're happy. Look at their fucking smiley faces. Can't you see how frickin' happy they are? Who are you to judge me?! Go on, gnome, cut the grass. Good gnome. Good gnome."

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:29

20 comments:

  1. Cassondra19 July 2011 at 07:44

    I just wanted to borrow the gnomes to cut my grass too. I'd give them back I promise.

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  2. Andreas B19 July 2011 at 10:08

    Is STM using illegally immigrated gnomes as work force?

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  3. Anonymous19 July 2011 at 12:35

    have you been watching harry potter and swapped house elfs for garden gnomes?!!!

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  4. Heather19 July 2011 at 13:56

    I want a gnome!!!

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  5. Anonymous19 July 2011 at 13:58

    Ahahahahaha, now I want to go find gnomes to photograph

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  6. Anonymous19 July 2011 at 14:29

    The ad on the side of the page for Nextag is advertising for Garden Gnomes now.

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  7. Karen Slavick-Lennard19 July 2011 at 15:18

    And I also have ads for fake garden grass!

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  8. Keith L19 July 2011 at 16:50

    I may have to auto-tune this one.

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  9. Anonymous19 July 2011 at 17:09

    This is amazing.
    Amazing.
    My favorite one ever.

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  10. Somewhere in Canada19 July 2011 at 17:28

    The known gnome is a good gnome. ;p

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  11. Mad Arab19 July 2011 at 18:44

    Is it me or STM is using child work on his garden?

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  12. JamiSings19 July 2011 at 19:47

    Where can I get some of these gnomes? Maybe they can help me finally get rid of this non-native weed that's invading my garden! (Don't know what it's called. Just know it's not native to America and may have come from Australia.) Please, STM, tell me where I can hire garden gnomes that actually garden!

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  13. Anonymous20 July 2011 at 00:48

    Does STM sub-contract out those gnomes? We have a large back yard that needs their help!

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  14. LA/wts20 July 2011 at 04:32

    Yes, garden gnomes are cheerful, efficient workers, really!

    Those collars they're wearing with the electrodes? That's just part of their quaint traditional costume....... 7@=Q

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  15. Anonymous21 July 2011 at 12:17

    @Somewhere in Canada: a known gnome? Is that in contrast to known ungnomes, and unknown ungnomes?

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  16. JamiSings24 July 2011 at 14:47

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  17. JamiSings24 July 2011 at 14:49

    Eh, didn't like the way that one sounded. I was trying to make a comment that included John Christopher's The Little People with it's cover art featuring it's Nazi gnomes but I just can't get it to sound right.

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  18. Anonymous25 July 2011 at 06:01

    maybe he saw gnomeo and juliet (shakespeare's rolling over in his grave, but an entertaining 1 1/2 hrs.)?

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  19. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 01:19

    Gnome 2 vs Gnome 3, anyone?

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