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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110706

July 6 2011

"I've got something I've wanted to give you for a really long time. Now, be still, here it is: It's a faceful of knuckles, you piece of scummy shit."

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These next two clips were from the early stage of the night. Note how, the first time, he seems to actually wake up in the middle of our exchange, having no idea that he has been talking to me. I don't know which I find funnier, his indignant insistence, or his pathetic whimpering.

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ADAM: (out of the dead silence) Baby! Baby!
KAREN: Hmmm? What?
ADAM: Come here.
KAREN: What?
ADAM: Come here.
KAREN: What? What?
ADAM: (with sudden surprise) Wha?
KAREN: What is it?
ADAM: What's wrong? You called me.
KAREN: No, Baby, I didn't.
ADAM: Why d'you wake me up?
KAREN: I didn't.
ADAM: You called me!
KAREN: I didn't.
ADAM: (whimpers)
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ADAM: (again, out of nowhere) You woke me up again.
KAREN: Hmm?
ADAM: You woke me up again.
KAREN: Mmm-mmm.
ADAM: You did! You did the same thing!
KAREN: Hmm?
ADAM: You did the same thing. You tapped me on my back and then you said my name until I was awake.
KAREN: Mm?
ADAM: So shush.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:53

3 comments:

  1. Mike!6 July 2011 at 10:24

    I prefer the first one as a "faceful of knuckles". My guess is that according to STM a lot of stuff can be measured in facefuls. Most of it slimy or otherwise gross, the only exception being custard. :)

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  2. stoney136 July 2011 at 13:53

    Give it up Adam! She has it all on tape!

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  3. Anonymous6 July 2011 at 17:39

    Could it be STM playing a prank on Adam? tapping him on the back and calling his name until he wakes up?

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