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20110813

Aug 13 2011

"Yay! I've got crusty nipples again! Oh, goody."

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Yay, indeed. I'm really looking forward to that.
"I had nothing, nothing to do with the rain. Now sunshine, that's a different thing altogether."
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If STM is the guy who controls the sunshine, I shudder to think what the guys is like that controls the rain.

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  1. Who says it's a guy who controls the rain? Maybe it's a woman.

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  2. I thought he just brought the sunshine? I know he makes a lot of people laugh first thing in the morning. I'd say that's a good definition of "sunshine".

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  3. I happen to control the rain here in SoCal. It's a tough job since it's one person versus couple million sun lovers.

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  4. I'm sure the guy who controls the rain is the happiest, most pleasant person in the world. Weather gods like irony, they do.

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  5. Crusty Nipples.... didn't he use to work the Borscht Belt circuit back in the '50s? 7@=Q

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  6. Hey, Anon! I happen to be a SoCal girl who prefers rain to sunshine! Throw in a little thunder & lighting too while you're at it!

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  7. @JamiSings working on it! ;-)

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  8. @JamiSings: Here in Northwest Oregon, rain is our main import AND export... As the reigning Rain Goddess I can send some down your way, we have plenty extra, nobody will miss it!:)

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  9. Anytime, please! All this sunshine is so BORING!

    I think if music wasn't so darn important to me, I would've been a storm chaser because I love it when weather gets wild. I always wanted to see ball lighting. Never have. :-(

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  10. Now y'all just need to get some rain down here to Texas. Shouldn't the guy who controls the sun have some pull with the guy (or girl) who controls the rain? I feel like STM should just go have a nice neighborly chat to get us some water.

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  11. The way he says it makes me picture "crusty nipples" as some sort of obscenely-shaped pastry. Possibly wih some sort of jam-like filling, not unlike those "fruit pies" you can buy here in the US from gas-stations and whatnot.

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  12. Can I make a note that if any one has any kind of problem, crusty or otherwise, with nipples they please go and get checked out. Not to put a downer on the blog but read up about Pagets Disease of the Nipple (a rare form of Breast Cancer that can affect both men and women).Timely for me to read this at this time since I was recently diagnosed with it.

    Melissa

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  14. STM controls the sunshine? Suddenly, the 30+ days of triple digit weather here in Oklahoma makes SENSE.

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  15. No Douglas Adams references? For shame!

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