Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts. Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam. Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
Adam was making the little groaning sounds that always precede a bout of sleep talking. I tried answering him with my own little groan, with the following results.
"Shut up! I know it's my turn. Now back off. Shhhh."
Sounds like STM was feeling a bit pressured to perform. But, in the end, he did not disappoint:
"I can't wear these pants anymore. They're just too tight. They're giving me cock cramp... FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM! Yeah, wiggle it. Mmm, feel that swaying? That swaying is freedom!"
The first comment about it being his turn. I see this as STM telling Adam not to wake up as it was his turn with the body. All this is fine until STM wakes up and stays Himself... mmm?
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cock cramp, the male camel toe. awesome.
ReplyDeletei love your sense of humour, guys!
ReplyDeleteI'd probably watch Bravecrotch.
ReplyDeleteThe first comment about it being his turn. I see this as STM telling Adam not to wake up as it was his turn with the body. All this is fine until STM wakes up and stays Himself... mmm?
ReplyDeleteI'd rather watch Bravecrotch staring Adam then Braveheart staring that nutso bigoted bastard Mel.
ReplyDeleteThough I can't see Karen sharing Bravecrotch.
What's with STM and the nakedness?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this was owned! =D
Can I put this on my tumblr ? With credit, of course. PLEASE ?
ReplyDelete"Bravecrotch"..... wasn't that one about Willy Wallace at the battle of Bollockburn? 7@=Q
ReplyDelete@LA - Actually I'd say Bravecrotch would be anyone who slept with Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteI wear nothing under my kilt, because my crotch demands FREEEEEDOOOOM!
ReplyDeleteThe male equivalent of a camel toe is called a moose hoof (nice, right?) but I do like the ring of cock cramp :)
ReplyDeleteI haven't been on STM in a while after usually daily page views. This is awesome.
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ReplyDeleteHold On to Your Hair Extensions UK, The Real Housewives are Hitting the Road!
A growing desire for celebrities' glossy, long locks is fuelling a multimillion-dollar global trade in human hair extensions, with demand for hair extensions surging in the past year, says e-commerce website Alibaba. com.
Many Stylists can barely keep up with the demand for these cheap hair extensions, and the cost is skyrocketing.
Hahaha, I love how poetic "cock cramp" is! Cock cramp. Cock cramp! Cock craaamp.
ReplyDelete... Sorry. D=
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